kel

you have to be odd to be number one

[kel @kelcsalt]

Get u a girl who can do both

[kel @kelcsalt]

@potato_lvr I’ve tried to explain this to literally everyone who tells me about it!! I did watch the whole thing though too lol

[kel @kelcsalt]

@sydnieholden Or Griffiths?? They’re all so sweet!

[kel @kelcsalt]

@sydnieholden The Robins??? ❤️

[kel @kelcsalt]

@dmd_13 Congrats!!! So true though!!
*month leading up*
Us: “are we good??”
Bank: “oh yeah everything is set”

*week of closing*
Bank: “we need your W2s again, your diploma and screen shots of your bank account for the last month and we need it NOW”

[kel @kelcsalt]

Why does Tom Brady look like he’s going in for a kiss with every person he’s hugging on the field?!!!?

Oh wait..

[kel @kelcsalt]

My last chance to enter the #MTNDEWMAJORMELON count, so here we go: 141 Let me know how I did. Have you counted yet? Check out the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/c0rjJ4GoQQ

[kel @kelcsalt]

Second time’s the charm. There are 139 bottles of #MTNDEWMAJORMELON in this ad. Think you can count better? Go to the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/c0rjJ4GoQQ

[kel @kelcsalt]

I counted 149 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/c0rjJ4GoQQ

[kel @kelcsalt]

@MalloryParkssss @melanieparkss This is information I NEED

[kel @kelcsalt]

ok mattress stores are 100% just used for money laundering

[kel @kelcsalt]

*moves to top of Christmas list*

[kel @kelcsalt]

@dmd_13 Oh for sure!! She left the pharmacy very satisfied with her flu “injection”☺️

[kel @kelcsalt]

patient came to the pharmacy for a flu shot but told me she didn’t want the vaccine...she wanted the injection...

[kel @kelcsalt]

@missmerica @LordoftheTrill A MOOD

[kel @kelcsalt]

@tdorris57 Yeah it’s frustrating but also kinda laughable. It’s so crazy to me how some people can treat complete strangers so bad!!

[kel @kelcsalt]

getting called an “f’n idiot” by a patient at my job I got a doctorate degree for rlly just gives me all the ✨good vibes✨

[kel @kelcsalt]

Chance deleted all his social media apps bc he was addicted..now he’s addicted to checking the weather app

[kel @kelcsalt]

no one will ever convince me that q-tips are bad for my ears and I shouldn’t use them every single day

[kel @kelcsalt]

ok but why did the rubik’s cube documentary on @Netflix have to make chance and me both cry tonight???