Kelly

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 😂😂

[Kelly @kelee789]

@lady_valor_07 Valentine’s day

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

“are u high?” god forbid a girl likes to giggle a lot (yes im high)

[FLBorn🕷️ @Master_IP10]

Why stoner girls are fucking awesome:
They blaze everyday, they give zero fucks about being popular, they dress comfortably and still look bomb, they're down to just kick it and watch tall day, they listen to good music, they know where the party is at you can have a deep conversation with them and share dirty jokes a second later they know how to enjoy life and share it with the people around them

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

The older I get, the clearer it becomes: people don’t disappear into gardening, baking, books, and long walks because life got boring.
They do it because peace became priceless.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

and for the lady, perhaps a handsome man with a healthy obsession for her, who takes initiative and is tall enough to reach the top shelf

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

god forbid a woman just wants to lay in bed all day, smoke weed & do nothing

[ese 🍃 @fw_ese]

Smoke weed and enjoy your fucking life

[Sozyko @_Sozyko_]

Can a hot guy with big biceps come cuddle me to sleep please

[✨✨ @EVA24011]

Since when did sleeping with arms become a problem??

Like, where can I put them that won’t hurt or cause them to go numb??

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I'm officialy reached the age where i'm bothered by lights on, doors left opened, loud noise and people

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Idk but that build on a man is my favorite!!!

[C @handitall2C]

Girls
Don’t
Want
Nonchalant
Men

Simp HARDER. It’s hot.

[Miilato @miiilato]

whenever you're feeling sad and lonely, dont forget ur also not doing well financially

[Humphrey U Bogart @OfficialUBogart]

"Who raised you?"

I'm Gen X i raised my fuckin self

[Kelly @kelee789]

@MattWallace888 Buffalo NY

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Being Gen X this is about the seventh time I've lived through another end of the world. Don't worry you get used to it.

[ᵛⁱᶜ @victimizir]

It shouldn't be this hard to find a nice cute nerdy guy I wanna spend the rest of my life with