Kelly Slocum

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

Can't wait for on sale goodies after tomoro... Goodbye PT test 300 score and HELLO CHOCOLATE :)

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Never apologize for being yourself.

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

Bottled #RedBull I need that in my life

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

When your sick and netflix is broken

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

Now I'm under quarantine cuz someone at the doctors had measles... Awsome

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

I have officially been waiting over 2 hours for this UA..... #this #is #bullshit

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when the TV breaks in the middle of the #SuperBowl 😳

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

Men do not understand the necessity of clean hair

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

Struggling to get a screw to go in.... Takes me 5 minutes. FINNALLY got it to screw in. Stepped back "screw you! ...HA!!!" #GreatPun

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

"What's to the left?"
"Everything you own in a box....😏"

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

The inventor of the straw was a genius

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

Nashvegas.

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

You literally NEVER shut up

[Kelly Slocum @kellb3ll26]

Almost got hit by a truck... Again....

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How I feel about today...

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