Lamar Jackson’s Shrimp Alfredo

[Lamar Jackson’s Shrimp Alfredo @IndeannaJones_]

@scham140 @Dgray9d9

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Y'all saying I gotta put the berries in the airfryer??????

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

thinking about the smashed cucumber salad i was planning to make tonight

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Lamar Jackson’s Shrimp Alfredo @IndeannaJones_]

who else up scurvymaxxing

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Cyclospora, the foodborne parasite known to cause explosive diarrhea, has been found in:

—Parsley
—Cilantro
—Snow peas
—Mesclun lettuce
—Spinach
—Salad mixes
—Berries

Cases are on the rise nationwide.

[Lamar Jackson’s Shrimp Alfredo @IndeannaJones_]

My boomer take is that the problem with the girl driving the manual car is not that she’s constantly changing gears it’s actually that she’s filming herself and clearly driving distracted at speeds 10-20 mph faster than surrounding traffic on a local road and endangering others

[Big Kahuna @TheMSeries1]

What happened in Atlanta for you to tweet this?

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted a happy ending to the bison story

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[moog @mflemster]

I hope this guy is okay but I can’t get over how much this looks like a @pants drawing

[Back-Up Tambourine Player @UpTambourine]

Has anyone asked Dave Ramsay what to do when the vehicles in your price range all have 225k+ miles on them or have no engines at all?

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My kids have measles, I lost my job, and a parasite that the CDC no longer monitors has given me explosive diarrhea. But at least now there’s no plaques honoring Black scientists at the Smithsonian.

[julia 🇫🇷 @eathedocument]

harry kane is the roughest 32 i’ve ever seen

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Flags at Grindr headquarters have been lowered to half-staff.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the biggest difference between whales and lindsey graham is that the whales have never actively worked against the betterment of their own constituents and also many whales are currently alive

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Diva down

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

lindsey graham deathmogging mitch mcconnell

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.

[aisha #5INNER @mikkosluvr]

world cup quarterfinals appearances in 2026

tate mcrae: 1
christiano ronaldo: 0
neymar: 0