Simon Kelly

Passionate about brand storytelling, cooking, restaurants, and people doing extraordinary things.

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@CBSi Been trying to cancel my CBS online for a month now... anyone available to help? #Fail

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Red >>>>>Blue Ah, bless officeb

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

This time of year I love watching the states change color.

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Petty and puerile

[House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @JudiciaryGOP]

Amy Coney Barrett, confirmed. Happy Birthday, @HillaryClinton!

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I overuse parentheses (is overuse one or two words)?

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

I look forward to hearing Judge Barrett explain the hypocrisy that will permit her to accept the nomination after arguing Merrick Garland could not be confirmed to SCOTUS 8 months before the 2016 election because his views were too different from Justice Scalia’s.

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@SkeeterNYC And sadly, Bar Sardine in the West Village followed suit yesterday.

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@Debbie1228Hart1 @Pervaizistan @CNN At what age do you suggest we stop caring and stay home? What makes you think he was entitled? Perhaps he has spent a lifetime of caring and protesting, per his right. This was just another example of him caring.

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Good to know, and not at all surprising that my former business partner is kicking butt, soundly. https://t.co/pgGPhKkwyu

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Bit late Craig...https://t.co/qySSP16aq9
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Efficient is overused.

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@craisbower @YVR It's just for you. Most normal Americans, myself included, only have two levels. :)

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@ericslickmusic Seattle loves you back Eric!

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@tracey_thorn @NewStatesman Aye. I was at Hull same time as you. We would nod to each other on Cranbrook ave :)

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So sad. RIP Pete Shelley

[Tracey Thorn @tracey_thorn]

Oh God but I loved Buzzcocks. And Pete Shelley was an amazing songwriter. "But after all life's only death's recompense." RIP ♥️♥️

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Impossible to make an appointment at a Genius Bar these days #applefail @AppleSupport

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Exciting times. These guys are on a mission to replace the opioids in America’s medicine cabinets and we’re in for the ride #protectwhatmatters https://t.co/hQOcCGOGtA

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@tomriley Brilliant!

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We are honored to have been named by Improvado as one of the top NYC agencies! ... https://t.co/9XqqUXVcWb

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A little shameless self promo... https://t.co/O6MfF7NdVv

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For you @tomriley https://t.co/dpctx6xWwe

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Dear non English football fans.
Football’s coming home is a fun song highlighting the lack of success of our football team for decades. No one really thought we’d win it. I totally get why you might think it was arrogance, but it’s more our self deprecatory sense of humour. 👍🏻