Kelly

step by step, day by day.
human. mama. pastor.
💛✨

[Florida Data Geek ✝️🇺🇦🇬🇱 @MappingFL]

Living in Florida all 38 years of my life, I want to clarify something. When us Floridians talk about "pffff Hurricanes, we ain't scared" - that is for up to Cat 2-3

When its Cat 4-5, even we don't think its funny anymore. Anyone in my age remembers Andrew flattening Homestead

[Noah Bergren @NbergWX]

8PM EDT: This is nothing short of astronomical. I am at a loss for words to meteorologically describe you the storms small eye and intensity. 897mb pressure with 180 MPH max sustained winds and gusts 200+ MPH. This is now the 4th strongest hurricane ever recorded by pressure on this side of the world. The eye is TINY at nearly 3.8 miles wide. This hurricane is nearing the mathematical limit of what Earth's atmosphere over this ocean water can produce.

[wave (returning to the bay arc) @0xWave]

The 3D artists at the weather channel deserve a raise for this insane visual

Now watch this, and then realize forecasts are now predicting up to 15 ft of storm surge in certain areas on the western coast of Florida

[Kelly @kellbel352]

@wisekris Been a LLP for the past 5 years for this very reason

[Kelly @kellbel352]

Downloading X for the first time on my new phone for the annual resurrection for #flumc24 #TwitterDistrict let’s goooooo!

[Kelly @kellbel352]

Lest we forget the three persons of the Trinity: the Father, Son, and BTB's dog Mudge. #flumc #AboundInHope

[Kelly @kellbel352]

Add in numbers. Take away shame. Multiply blessings. Divide the work, not community. #352UMCommunity

[Kelly @kellbel352]

@TheMattDailey @goni_lessan Bro no I miss Fazolis so bad

[Kelly @kellbel352]

Neurodivergent parent hot take:

Slime is an absolute sensory NIGHTMARE 🤢🤢

I said what I said.

[Kelly @kellbel352]

@sewistwrites This might be my age showing but my gut response, from the very DEPTHS of my soul, was...

Aye aye, captain! 😃

[Kelly @kellbel352]

Just passed by a house covered in pride flags and one that says "abortion is healthcare." Amidst those flags were also F Biden ones and a Tr*mp 2024 one. Um?

[Kelly @kellbel352]

@wisekris Listen, when Ciara said "I'm 5'2", I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun," I felt that.

[Kelly @kellbel352]

I'm telling you, 5'2-3" is the holiest height. I don't make the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

one of the beautiful things about the queer community is it does many of the things christianity should do

[Kelly @kellbel352]

Well, y'all. That's a wrap. Abound in hope, peeps. See everyone next year.💛 #flumc23

[Kelly @kellbel352]

So I'm sitting in the clergy section in the service, same as I was dressed this morning, and I'm getting a little hard on myself like who the hell do I think I am sitting here out of uniform, and I just heard a voice saying"you are my beloved." May we show up as we are. #flumc23

[Kelly @kellbel352]

"Some people have the cross, but they lost the flame a long time ago." -Bishop Tim Berlin, on joy. #flumc23

[Matt Dailey! @TheMattDailey]

The #TwitterDistrict photo op is my favorite part of annual conference.

Love these goofballs! #flumc23