kellbot

Not a robot. Mostly a girl. they/she but not that fussed about it.

[kellbot @kellbot]

I only come here to tell @NBCSPhilly how much they fucked up when they replaced @TarynNHatcher with this chump

[kellbot @kellbot]

The guy @NBCSPhilly replaced @TarynNHatcher with sucks. If they had any sense they'd beg her to come back.

[kellbot @kellbot]

Coming back to this hellscape just to let the @Phillies know that the reason they fucking suck right now is that Harry Kalas is haunting them.
Bring back Harry the Ks, you money-grubbing fuckwits.

[RMacs @PhillyHotspur]

@Phillies Dombrowski running it back.

Billionaire Middleton shitting on one of the most beloved members of Phillies past in Harry Kalas

It all starts there. Throw in a bunch of Phillies bats making $200M+ while fans have to pay $25 for crab fries at the Bank. Roooough

[kellbot @kellbot]

This is what happens when you remove the out of town scoreboard and rename Harry the Ks. The @Phillies are doomed because John Middleton is greedy.

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@ellsworth_media @sashagz97 @itsbelakboy The reason you haven't seen one is that they were illegal in ISU competition until 2024. They're fairly common in shows like Disney on Ice.

[kellbot @kellbot]

We had a betamax copy of Flight of the Navigator which my parents recorded off the Disney Channel during a free preview week. I watched it at least weekly.

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

i know so many parents whose kids watch Frozen or some other movie literally every day, for months at a time

feels like this was not a thing among kids in the 90s

obviously pressing 'play' is so easy, but rewinding a VCR isn't hard either

what explains?

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

bring back the casting call. it should be a southern nobody’s big break

[kellbot @kellbot]

@dinodaizovi There are some great uses, and as someone who does not write code professionally anymore it's super helpful when I've forgotten the syntax for things. But a lot of the "life hack" type stuff people use it for, like writing emails, just feels like extra steps for no reason.

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

can someone who thinks the phillies will win tonight shake me violently until I agree with you?

[kellbot @kellbot]

@dragonbawlZ @dieworkwear My kids go to a decent grade school in Philly, it's public and it costs us $0/year.

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@FejSkaz_ @Phillies 0-3 Phillies

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@CharlesSmithC @KevinCooney The flyers moved their game earlier that day (to 12:30), possibly implying they are expecting the Phillies game to be later

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@BelgerNelson I'm not on Twitter much these days but I have to say I've missed these posts.

[kellbot @kellbot]

Hahahaha fuck the Yankees so hard.

[Emily Cooper @emmcooper42]

Hey @NBCSPhilly - this ICE recruitment commercial is not it. No amount of money could be worth showing that.

[kellbot @kellbot]

@RAJr_20

[kellbot @kellbot]

Ok I'm here for the @RAJr_20 face turn but my dude I am BEGGING you to retire the phrase "grand salami."

[kellbot @kellbot]

I feel like @RAJr_20 sells himself short. The way he talks about his time as a player I thought he only played briefly in the majors. Dude played in almost 500 games! He's got a positive career WAR!