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Business 🚀 Marketing 🔥 DTC 🪖 Design 🎨 BYU 🏈 Music 🎸and a lot of 🤦 😬 🤷 🤯

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

This is so funny I almost spit my drink out! 😂🤣😂

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[MD @mike_daddino]

I promise… this is the most astonishing video you will see today

[King of Crash 💥 @kellenpurles]

@justin_hart We all know it was the dEviL. The devil loves math, Jesus, and the wholesome life lessons in Book of Mormon.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Always remember: it’s not officially Mother’s Day until Mr. T has blessed us with song.

[King of Crash 💥 @kellenpurles]

@JonnyRoot_ Goodness, I wish this song was in a tomb with Brother Joseph.

[King of Crash 💥 @kellenpurles]

@aiwithjainam Don’t listen to this guy for SEO or AI. Post this prompt into any LLM and ask “what’s wrong with this prompt and why will it ultimately fail”? It’s a disaster.

[King of Crash 💥 @kellenpurles]

🥇

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 BRAKING 🚨

Don Lemon has just been illegally ARRESTED by federal officials in connection with the church interruption. Hear’s why that’s illegal

1. The first amendment protects your right to interrupt a religious service with speech. This is necessary to preserve the separation of church and state

2. Federal officials cannot arrest him unless he crossed state lines. As a Minnesota resident, he did not, and only the local police can arrest him

I expect these charges to be dropped

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

https://t.co/7l7Jef99QZ

[Faletau Satuala @faletausatuala]

😁🤷‍♂️

[BYU Men's Basketball @BYUMBB]

THE CUT: Clemson

enjoy 🍿
https://t.co/4dh6Zwynv0

[King of Crash 💥 @kellenpurles]

@Brett_McMurphy

[King of Crash 💥 @kellenpurles]

@barstoolsports Ute fans, this isn’t what you think it is.

[King of Crash 💥 @kellenpurles]

@tbhorka The real participation trophy would have been gifting ND a playoff spot for their garbage resume. ND was scared. Period.

[Penn State Dad @PghPennStateDad]

#GoCougs

[King of Crash 💥 @kellenpurles]

@Spencer_Linton Can't risk getting beat by a "lesser" team when you just whined for weeks about beating every team in the CFP rankings. Gotta preserve the illusion.

[King of Crash 💥 @kellenpurles]

@ByPatForde Notre Dame can't risk getting embarrassed by a lowly B12 school in a bowl game. Smart move. This keeps their perfect hypothetical matchup record safe.

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@RonDeSantis BYU

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@Brett_McMurphy BYU

[King of Crash 💥 @kellenpurles]

BYU was projected to win 6-7 games this year. They finished 11-2 with their first conference championship appearance in almost 30 years. Well done @BYUfootball. TT might be the best team in the country. Go win in all @TexasTechFB! #TexasTech #BYU