keller

✨🔮🌙🤘🏻🔥

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

him: "are you fucking stupid or something?"

me:

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Congrats to Chili's @ 45th and Lamar for its Michelin Star🌟

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Happy Election Day! 🗳️

[CBS Austin @cbsaustin]

The Lakeway Police Department said the Grinch was arrested early Sunday morning, just in time for Christmas.
https://t.co/Wfvfvo3xR0

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Bro Wayne just said “got a bunch of zeros like a bag of new funyuns!!” FUCK why didn’t I think of that????

[Saul Goodman ⚖ @itsSaulGoodman]

10 yrs ago today, Breaking Bad "Blood Money"
Written by Peter Gould
Directed by Bryan Cranston

[keller @kellerstripland]

And some of you mfs don’t believe in global warming??

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

July 4, 2023 was the hottest day ever recorded on Earth, with the global average temperature reaching 17.18 degrees Celsius, the U.S. National Centers for Environmental Prediction reveals.

Some scientists say it may have been one of the hottest days on Earth in 125,000 years.

[smi @smino]

PARIS TEXAS

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Texas Democratic Party @texasdemocrats]

This from the man who is rewriting the playbook on government overreach. #txlege

Quick reminder that Abbott:
- Banned small businesses from making their own vax choices
- Banned schools from protecting kids
- Took $2 billion away from taxpayers to fund Trump’s wall

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

🤘 @MCuban is a MOOD

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: California bans all state travel to Ohio over its new law which allows doctors, nurses, pharmacists, and even health insurance companies to deny medical services to LGBTQ+ Americans based on their own bigoted religious beliefs. RT IF YOU SUPPORT CALIFORNIA’S MOVE!

[Austin FC @AustinFC]

Want to win VIP tickets to our Inaugural Home Match on 6.19? Follow us and @MichelobULTRA and RT this for a chance to win 2 tickets and 2 custom primary authentic jerseys!

[M @__xomakayla]

Greg Abbott is going to hell

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Impeach.

[karla @milkshook]

it’s terrorism but nobody wants to call it that because they’re white

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

For the first time in history, the White House communications staff will be led entirely by women. https://t.co/kIJQvJO9Q3