kelley

like who tweets anymore?

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

Bust down Scotthiana

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

there’s something so poetic about being coked up at a zen party

[Wrex Weed @wrexweed]

Michelle's boyfriend looking at the camera like "are you guys seeing how coked up this motherfucker is right now??" #TheValley

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

If you don’t sweat your whole way through the airport I can’t relate to you

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

I love coming on X and cosplaying a conspiracy theorist. it feels good to turn my brain off for a while.

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

how many days after halloween can I use “it’s halloween! you’re supposed to!” as an excuse to eat 23 pieces of candy for breakfast lunch and dinner?

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

To outsiders, I might look like I’m drunk driving, but my fellow toddler moms know that I’m hearing “baby shark” for the 3000th time while trying to grab a toy my son threw on the ground with one hand and trying to open his snack so he stops screaming with the other

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

airpods (or insert your chosen bluetooth headphone here) should really be as easy to connect to your TV as they are to your phone

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

Every girl has a favorite finger nail, right? Like that one nail who is just..she’s just IT ya know? #girliesknow

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

Amazon is getting so embarrassing. I ordered a singular tube of mascara at 7:30 this morning and I had it by 9:30AM. Like damn can you chill???

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

At this point my Halloween decorations are solely for my Amazon delivery drivers 🎃

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

There’s gotta be a better way of getting the groceries, your takeout, your packages, and the toddler from the car to the house in ONE TRIP

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

maybe we shouldn’t be building houses on stilts in the ocean idk

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: North Carolina beach house collapses into the ocean, making it the fourth home to fall due to coastal erosion in the area in the past five weeks.

The house was supposed to be demolished this week but the ocean had other plans.

The unfortunate owner of the 4 bed, 5 bath home tried selling it for $460,000 just a couple of years ago according to realtor dot com.

The home was built in 1998.

The second video below was a separate home that collapsed in the area back in August.

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

@mbateman @Gena_I_Gorlin @dustyclapsaddle

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

repubs are all “back the blue” and “blue lives matter” until they’re told that fireworks are illegal on the 4th of july

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Voting for a President in America be like

"choose one"

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

NYT Connections - some days I really shake my head in concern and wonder who the fuck you are. some bizarre ass categories lately

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

Still thinking about the time when my husband said he didn’t like cucumbers and “yeah…I’ve just never been a fan of melons” ❓❓❓

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

how much would this cost on airbnb you think

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

@Egrammertipss @dustyclapsaddle

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

@Rothmus @dustyclapsaddle

[kelley @kelleyajoyner]

@myNuFACE hi-are you aware Nordstrom Rack is reselling your products that have been returned from Amazon (including the Amazon return slip inside the box) for being defective and literally not turning on? I paid full price for a returned item that was already labeled “defective”