Kelley

Tweets mainly about dogs, life in New Orleans, and ending childhood hunger.

[Kelley @kelleydonuts]

@emilykmay @deestiv https://t.co/zHrEceXOVE

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@emilykmay @deestiv Yes, on the Panda Express! Turns out that the way to return pandas to China is via FedEx.

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@wdsu I’m not sure why airport officials are warning that wait times could be as long as 2 hours. It seems everyone waited nearly 4 hours at MSY today, myself included. They’re doing a great job in an awful situation, but saying 2 hours will cause more people to miss their flights.

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@AubryKWDSU @wdsu This was the current scene at the time you posted this around 11am?

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@animatedGeoff 🤯

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@JustLeslieCat

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@EliMcCann The family group text spawning countless other threads on any given day is SO RELATABLE. Looking at you, grandma!! And I truly LOL about 100% chance of a talented photographer & 90% chance of involvement in January 6th. Thanks for remaining one of the great parts of the internet!

[Kelley @kelleydonuts]

@KicksFinder Not an easy cop if you’re trying to get a 13 or bigger than a 10.5 at all

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@EliMcCann Blah blah blah about the bathroom. This story taught me how “carburetors” is spelled and I’m shook 😂

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@JustLeslieCat @CmGiarrusso It’s feeling a lot like that Julie Roberts movie where the whole grid goes down 😬

My cell service is slow but I figure it’s because none of us are on WiFi/using iMessage 🤞🏻

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@kenzianidiot Howww were they still wet after theoretically being shipped from the peeing customer back to the company and then to you?? 🥴

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@KeithSpera @Topofthe5th @jazzfest That was my first ever jazz fest and I remember that well. Wading out of the fairgrounds in nearly rain boot high water. It rained so hard for so long it felt like the rainwater had somehow seeped into my bones. And 17 years later, that remains my favorite day at jazz fest!

[Kelley @kelleydonuts]

@animatedGeoff All of the smokers at Hogs for the Cause?

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@snowlikejonn I forgot how good the cutaway to the Amish family was 😂

[Kelley @kelleydonuts]

@threadchick @emilykmay Example: I’ve been jokingly told “put on a sweatshirt” when going out. Taken as a compliment in a “you look really good, I know there will be other eyes on you” kind of way. VERY different from a partner actually and seriously trying to dictate what I do and don’t wear.

[Kelley @kelleydonuts]

@YesICandice Thank you! Between the Apple fitness and health apps, I wasn’t seeing an automatic total and was wondering if I was missing something. Feels silly that between the two apps, neither offers a weekly, monthly, and yearly total.

[Kelley @kelleydonuts]

@mikegolicjr Yeah…I wasn’t expecting to cry multiple times before kickoff. If you haven’t seen this piece yet, it’s a must watch but you’ll definitely need tissues: https://t.co/vl337CULhb

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

How one Eagles fan is keeping the memory of his best friend, Tiger Bech, alive.

Story via @MartySmithESPN:

[Kelley @kelleydonuts]

@AnnieAgar I was looking forward to it all week, but it’s overall falling really flat. Both from my couch and seemingly in the theatre.

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@emilykmay I often think about how Cosmo led me to think there would be a lot more sex on top of washing machines 😂 Does anyone else remember that?? I feel like a frequent tip from them was to sit on the machine for like extra idk what. Rumbling?? 😂