Kelley Kilpatrick

Cat mom. Dogtor. She/her

[Kelley Kilpatrick @kelleylk3]

If you don't occasionally look at your pet and cry because you love them so much I'm sorry I can't relate to you

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

It’s a beautiful day to wake up in Wiscansin ☀️

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

One year since the rainiest rain show that ever rain showed.

🥹🫶☔️

[Kelley Kilpatrick @kelleylk3]

@erastourticketz I Can Do It With A Broken Heart - the most depressing bop if I’ve ever heard one. A song for the eldest daughters ✨

[Kelley Kilpatrick @kelleylk3]

@rach__w_ One hill I will die on is that florists and grocery stores selling lilies should have a sign that they are extremely toxic to cats

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

Why? I’ll tell you why, cause’ the Sox never let you down. Every April, they’re here. At 1:05 or at 7:05, there is a game. And if it gets rained out, guess what? They make it up to you. Does anyone else in your life do that? #OpeningDay ⚾️

[Kelley Kilpatrick @kelleylk3]

Me in college in NY

[redacted @aquariusdays]

your early twenties are all about eating as many bagels as possible

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Waiting for Evidence That World Will Still Exist in 2050 Before She Starts Working Toward Goals: https://t.co/HkrIAGyKMK

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Oh god this just messed me up

[out of context brooklyn nine nine @nocontxt99]

❤️

[Kelley Kilpatrick @kelleylk3]

@rach__w_ Xylazine as in the alpha 2 agonist? It is not as commonly used in vet med and large animal med but there is a reversal agent that we have. It’s probably not FDA approved for humans - yohimbine or tolazoline both of which are direct a2 antagonists and directly reversible

[Tyler Olson, EA @olsonplanner]

Resident math is making $12/hour while accruing $65/day in interest on their student loans.

[Kelley Kilpatrick @kelleylk3]

@allhaylsatan It doesn’t work. CPR in the hospital setting has less than 10% success rate and outside of the hospital it’s less than that and that’s for humans 😬

[Ali Christy, MD, PhD @OligoclonalBand]

Wait no I made the wrong choice

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Brooms out in the Bronx. 🧹🧹🧹

🔗 https://t.co/oGjvJo2Bjw

[Red Sox @RedSox]

SWEEP COMPLETE!

FINAL: #RedSox 6, Yankees 5
#DirtyWater

[jo❤️‍🔥 🌙✨🪩🖤🦇🛸🧟‍♀️🦊 @cowboylikeme_tv]

what it feels like to be waitlisted fr

[Danielle ☁️ @folksyswift]

I don’t think Ticketmaster understands that I’m just a teenage 29 year old girl trying to help the economy by buying Taylor Swift Tickets

[Ash, MD @AshMD_1]

Me when I was a kid: my dream is to be a doctor

Me living the dream 20 years later: