mommy long legs

artist producer la dee dahhh

[Taniel @Taniel]

Alex Pretti’s dad: “He cared about people deeply & was very upset with what was happening... He thought it was terrible, you know, kidnapping children, just grabbing people off the street. He cared about those people, and he knew it was wrong, so he did participate in protests.”

[mommy long legs @kelleylosinger]

today i feel that humanity is a complete flop

[mommy long legs @kelleylosinger]

@smile4ariiana kinda grimes tbh

[cookie🍪 @cookiecarver]

the most attractive women are slightly male-brained and the most attractive men are slightly female-brained. it’s yin and yang. a flicker of hardness in the feathers, a trace of softness in the steel

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

America voting for Trump twice!!!

[༒︎ 𓆩✧𓆪 @woeshy]

actual pop bibles…

[mommy long legs @kelleylosinger]

@elonmusk my fiancé uses the commute time to finish up his projects for the day but go on about how it’s inefficient! driving is the real waste of resources.
you just want control, it’s okay to just admit it :)

[mommy long legs @kelleylosinger]

@daras_panos @elonmusk amen

[mommy long legs @kelleylosinger]

@anxiousroses @elonmusk exactly

[mommy long legs @kelleylosinger]

he’s so obsessed w us having babies and simultaneously sacrificing our lives for corporations?? which is it ?!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[chimera @chimeraxmachina]

President Xi please release a graphic design and video editing software suite, the west’s artists are being crushed by the despotic Adobe subscription regime

[mommy long legs @kelleylosinger]

dear god, if we have to have billionaires please make them all women from now on, amen

[shitposter emeritus (on sabbatical) @jazzghost_pm]

I've spent years working on this and it really comes down to this:

Any single tiny thing you can do to feel like you're helping build a better future is more productive than 10,000 hours of dread.

[jonooo @jlane_]

i actually did fall out of a coconut tree @KamalaHarris

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time