Kelli Blystone

[Kelli Blystone @kelliblystone]

My baby’s all grown up and taking over Twitter! https://t.co/ZFEKUn7ECe

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sadie. She consumes ice cream so aggressively she has to get hosed off afterwards. 12/10 totally worth it

[positivity moon @arrtnem]

I Remember when finding work was stressful, but not soul-crushing? Now, it's like this endless maze filled with trap doors. You tweak your resume 'til your eyes bleed, muster up enthusiasm for yet another Zoom interview... and it's either crickets or the dreaded "we went with another candidate" email.

Every rejection feels like a personal indictment. Those doubts creep in: am I overqualified? Underqualified? Simply not good enough? Yet, bills pile up, that savings account dwindles, and the question from well-meaning relatives, "Any job updates?" stings more each time.

It's not just about the paycheck – it's about your sense of purpose. Those weeks turn into months, and the motivation that once fueled your ambition starts to flicker. You start to fear you're becoming invisible, just another faceless CV in the digital stack, that spark you know you have slowly fading away.

This broken system robs us of more than just income. It chips away at our confidence, our belief in our own potential. But you know what? Even in this absurdity, there's a flicker of defiance. Because showing up, day after day, is a quiet act of rebellion. It says: I will not be reduced to my job title, my worth will not be determined by this rigged game!!

[Kelli Blystone @kelliblystone]

embrace it

[OpenMoon @OpenMoonAI]

What would you do now in this situation? 🤯

[Kelli Blystone @kelliblystone]

a year-end/wrapped but it just shows how many california pizza kitchen frozen pizzas our household consumed this year

[Kelli Blystone @kelliblystone]

@heyMAKWA I called her name while she was nibbling on a toy, then I got this absolute GEM

[Kelli Blystone @kelliblystone]

@ghxstbxnes okay I saw this and thought of you 🫠

[trash jones @jzux]

adderall isn’t enough. i need to like my job

[Kelli Blystone @kelliblystone]

@ghxstbxnes a real Josh move

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

vacation is not enough i need to run my brain through a car wash

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

stop glamorising The Hustle and start glamorising whatever lifestyle this is

[Blayr 🌻 @BlayrAustin]

Not to brag but this year I
• increased my anxiety by 200%
• decreased my productivity by 340%
• increased my screen time by infinity

[Terisa Siagatonu @terisasiagatonu]

My name is in the email and my name is the email, so why are you spelling it wrong: a memoir

[Chris Herd @chris_herd]

“We’re returning to the office because our culture is so important”

The culture:

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

my brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer

[Kelli Blystone @kelliblystone]

@ghxstbxnes “Christian rock band, Skillet”

[Kelli Blystone @kelliblystone]

You know what, I’m gonna take the advice from those financial advisors and put my $600 in my retirement fund. It’s gonna get me through my 70s, 80s, 90s....AND today.

[Kelli Blystone @kelliblystone]

@SproutSocial 12

[Kelli Blystone @kelliblystone]

@SproutSocial understand target audience

[Kelli Blystone @kelliblystone]

@ghxstbxnes @calebsaysthings spot on, even down to the remote mic