Masch

Numbers are hard

[Masch @kellie_nolann]

I will never stop laughing at videos of Milania being miserable but having to be in public with him

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This video got deleted from Twitter. You know what to do.

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Ok @georgeciveris wins for best Dune review

[Watch What Crappens @WhatCrappens]

A rough bonus round for Erika.

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

Take me away... a secret place... a sweet escape...

[Masch @kellie_nolann]

JOHN NOLAN @NolanofJohn1

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I’m grateful to my ancestors for fleeing the famine in Ireland, so I could practice intermittent fasting here in America.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

*July 4th, 1776*

England: Just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true.

Thomas Jefferson:

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

*midwest intensifies*

[Masch @kellie_nolann]

A thread

[Lee Sanderlin @LeeOSanderlin]

I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy football league. As punishment, I spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. Every waffle I eat shaves an hour off the clock. It’s 4:07 Central.

[Masch @kellie_nolann]

I just made brunch reservations for the first time in a year AND IT FEELS AMAZING

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”

[Masch @kellie_nolann]

@magpie_1989 I’m going to need a full live tweet of flying with Tim

[Masch @kellie_nolann]

No matter how much you hate or love any President, please remember that gas/oil prices are not and have never been “the President’s fault”. Ever. That’s not how that works.

[Masch @kellie_nolann]

The Cowboys are apparently picking their draft from the Starship Enterprise #NFLDraft

[Masch @kellie_nolann]

Watching the #NFLDraft and just judging how badly everyone’s suits fit.

[Masch @kellie_nolann]

I’m at the stage in my pregnancy where I can really only wear my husband’s clothes so I guess we can just call this my hot girl summer

[Masch @kellie_nolann]

Watching four weddings is like a live action time capsule. Everything is so tacky and horrific and I hate all these women and I cannot stop watching.

[Tandoori Papi @seangovind]

The spring mix container in my fridge watching me eat Taco Bell again

[Masch @kellie_nolann]

Just want to remind everyone that being a murderer because you are a deranged InCel is not somehow better than being a murderer because you are a deranged racist