Mama Kellllllll 🌻

If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it. $Kelliesue11

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

Dear future husband, get one of these made and ill wear it forever 💙

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

This sounds a lot like “oops we got our asses in a bind” STOP THIS ATROCITY. NO ONE GOES TO THE STATE PARKS FOR GOLF AND PICKLEBALL

[Florida DEP News @FLDEPNews]

There is A LOT of confusion out there about the 2024-25 Great Outdoors Initiative & our efforts to increase public access, recreation & lodging throughout @FLStateParks. We love #TheRealFlorida as much as you do, so we want to clear some things up…🧵

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

me checking to see if i still got that dog in me

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

I re downloaded this shit show for what? 😐

[sara(h) @chaoticcoochie]

the universe: here’s another lesson :)
me:

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

Aubrey called me a penguin and told me I needed to waddle my ass to the car to dd him and my sister to the liquor store ��

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

work be like

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

@joshabbottband @JellyRoll615

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

Any man willing to STEP up and raise a kid he didn’t make deserves the title of Dad not a half assed one 💯

[Jennifer @jennvx8]

this is something I’ve never shared but, when people refer to my dad as my “step dad” it pissed me off. I guess technically that’s what he’d be called. But when a man steps up to be a father when he doesn’t have to I’m gonna acknowledge that. He’s my dad no “step in front of it

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

I wish you were around to see it too

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

@gringosancho Oh Ight fuck you too then

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

I’ve seen so many hyper fixation meals that are just so complicated with all their spices and stuff like For a year straight it was gas station chicken gizzards and cherry coke and now it’s sprite and Wendy’s potato wedges. 😭

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

My sister just told my mom “Kellies type is dudes that are Tall, Scrawny and kind of a fucking problem “ and ya know what… she’s not wrong

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

I’ve been alone too long now I need to be loved too much

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

Being touch deprived and having physical touch as your love language is really bad for your mental well-being

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

@gringosancho Nah you gotta say it right it’s from the BIKE

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

@gringosancho 😍

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

@gringosancho Second off: HOT GIRL SUMMA

[Mama Kellllllll 🌻 @kelliecole__]

If @gringosancho could hurry up and get his ugly east Texan ass to Florida that’d be super cool 🤣