got yelled at by a jealous gf on the b train because i was helping her bf read the subway map so they can get to Times Square
ma’am you are going to the Times Square Olive Garden for dinner i want nothing to do with this relationship
I don’t know about you guys but my whole life has been a lie. I just realized the red/blue sour gummy worm is GRAPE... I repeat GRAPE, not blue raspberry 🤯
Some girl out there needs to hear this:
You will never be as skinny as you were in high school because YOU AREN’T 16 ANYMORE. You have a body that can BEAR kids. You are past puberty. Stop beating yourself up for not fitting in the american eagle size 0 jeans you wore years ago
My friend @kellimcginness is a Psychotherapist in NYC and y'all she is the best.
AND. She's now on Zocdoc where you can book an appointment online.
10/10 highly recommend.
Check out her page below ⬇️
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Hi! I wrote a Sopranos/Sex and the City crossover episode. They aired at the same time and took place miles apart, so I ask you, why did their worlds never collide??? Would love if u read! https://t.co/NwsxOoT5d9
Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, if you’re married, or own a house as if life is some kind of grocery list. But noone ever just asks if you’re happy. — Heath Ledger 🙌🏼🙌🏼