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[Kellin @kellinpatler]

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#franklloydwright

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

Every cabinet pick so far.

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

It's just keeps getting worse the longer you watch 👀

#airborne #HALO #HAHO #parachute #DemonstrationTeam #skydive

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

@JoeBiden But when they go low, you go high, right? C’mon man.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Our Front Page:

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

Elon buying Twitter and having Kathy Griffin impersonate him was not what I thought would be his supervillain origin story. But here we are.

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

THIS JUST IN: @BMW announces annual subscription to the turn signals in their cars. Unsurprisingly, there were no subscribers. #BMW #BMWsubscriptions https://t.co/eZcgY6NYFy

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

@ZackKlapman Would you like to renew your turn signal? #BMWSubscription

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

@TheSmokingTire Which is why I watch + listen to you and @ZackKlapman’s content. That, and I’m never NOT going to support a DWA! Rally alumni.

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

#OldFire in Napa @KTVU @KPIXtv @abc7newsbayarea

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

@elonmusk Is !platonic the name of your next child?

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

@TheSmokingTire The winning bidder also spent $427,000 on a Soft Window Targa. https://t.co/icHbm3Ko7Y

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

@ZackKlapman this is gold.

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

@TheSmokingTire As a left handed person, I 100% support this.

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

I can’t imagine being so partisan and broken so as to sit sit silently for a proposal to fix lead pipes.

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

Team Putin!? Tucker Carlson is quite a patriot!

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

@waitbutwhy Huh?!

Oh you mean because we need more customers to support wealth growth? More humans to contribute further to climate change?

We can’t do anything right with 7 Billion people; how could adding to that number possibly be an improvement?

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

@LarryLegendBTW @WashingtonNFL Guess they’ve never watched Handmaids Tale

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

@mt_loverman @TheSmokingTire Glad to say I will have gone 36 years this Thursday, which is also my 36th birthday.

[the clue is in the name @thisismyclue]

@carolecadwalla "How can we make Zoom meetings even more horrifying?"
Meta: YES!

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

@TheSmokingTire Take credit for being vocal and amplifying the experts. Bravo.

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

To be clear: $TSLA #FSDBeta ≠ Full Self Driving. “…the head of the NTSB, Jennifer Homendy, says Tesla should stop. In an interview, Homendy said that using the term is "misleading and irresponsible," & that it has "clearly misled numerous people to misuse and abuse technology."

[Kellin @kellinpatler]

.@TheSmokingTire was way ahead on this one. But glad to see Musk getting shaken down by NHTSA. https://t.co/zbXBwxTG2u