kelli 🌊

wingate alum • alpha omicron pi alumna • semper ad meliora

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

alter: change or cause to change in character or composition

altar: a table or flat topped block used as the focus for a religious ritual, ie a wedding

I don’t ever wanna see any of y’all posting “see you at the alter” the day before your wedding again or I’ll have an aneurysm

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

This looks like some shit right out of TLOU

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Cup that generates a collar when hot beverages are poured in, for grip and protection

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

Why does “previously unheard-of promotion” sound like something straight out of one of Tr*mp’s press conferences

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Elon's cousin James Musk held an emergency, "high urgency" meeting at Twitter after the Super Bowl because Elon's tweets performed worse than Joe Biden's.

Then Twitter had engineers rush to change Twitter's algorithm to ensure Elon received "previously unheard-of promotion."

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

Also the way random strangers will trauma dump on retail/customer service workers… the amount of random shit I learned about strangers while just trying to do my job

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

The way people emotionally dump in the mentions of random strangers should be studied. I don’t understand telling someone your stories of abuse and trauma in response to some completely innocuous, banal, unrelated thing.

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

I feel like there should be a rule that you’re not allowed to get married unless you know the difference between alter/altar and aisle/isle. Like I’m just saying. I’ve seen way too many engaged women use the wrong ones recently.

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

If I see one more tweet from this man telling me how outraged I should be as opposed to telling me what he, the PRESIDENT, is going to do to HELP ME, I’m gonna lose my mind

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today is a very solemn moment for the United States.

The Supreme Court expressly took away a Constitutional right from the American people that it had already recognized. They simply took it away. That's never been done to a right that is so important to so many Americans.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Premier League Champions 21/22!!! 🏆💙

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

💙💙💙💙

[Manchester City @ManCity]

FULL TIME | Manchester is BLUE!!! 🔵

🔵 4-1 🔴 | #ManCity

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

@love_tyra_ I’m sorry but that was too specific to not be an actual response you’ve gotten… wtf?

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

I also have a list of food places in my phone but that’s just so that I have a quick reference guide to be able to pick what I want to eat since I never know

[Dubb @willnumba1_]

I’m so fat I got a list of restaurants in my notes that I’m tryna go to😭

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

Honestly sometimes I feel like this and my job is literally in a lab

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

Ironically enough my birthday is the meaning behind my dads passcode but there’s no way I’m his favorite 💀

[tyra🤍✨ @love_tyra_]

I should be somewhere WARM. By the WATER. Sippin something fruity and STRONG.

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

I know my bf loves me bc every time I go outside in the winter and my hands get cold he always warms them up for me 🥰 (sometimes slightly unwillingly but he still doesn’t get mad at me for it lol)

[Manchester City @ManCity]

He's here to stay! 💪

John Stones has signed a new five-year contract! ✍️💙

🔷 #ManCity | https://t.co/axa0klD5re

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

@yunggravely Rude 😒 just let me live

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

I know people say things like working out and sex give you endorphins, but nobody talks about how a tattoo can do the same thing. I just pulled myself out of a 2 month depressive episode simply by having a tattoo needle stab me for a few hours 😌

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

@yunggravely Good to know I started a trend

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

I didn’t realize this was a thing everyone did consistently I thought it was just my smartass way of trying to get my dad’s attention when he ignored me

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

Happy 4th of July weekend, the fireworks have already started outside my apartment building 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[kelli 🌊 @kellisudol]

@VeeRice15 @sam_lev_97