Kelli Jordan

DeFi, WEB3 Fan, NFT Collector
@IntractAmbassador

[Kelli Jordan @kelljord5060]

I just joined! https://t.co/VnYTqhrwlN #Quests

[Kelli Jordan @kelljord5060]

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[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

🚨How to get an allocation/white list to my meme coin (like for cool points..they matter)

A $3500 eth is imminent in the next 1-2 months (I think July).

This means my meme coin...is also imminent. If you want on its white list or to win an allocation. Here is how.

This is a recap on how to do so step by step (FYI liking/commenting your wallet here helps your chances) :

FYI I didn't spell check any of this.

A) Let me remind you : I am absolutely committed to making ZERO from this coin. I will charge no fee. I will drop it for fee. I will NEVER own or hold any of it (and thus never sell any of it for profit).

I will have multiple crypto detectives audit the entire thing and opensource/turn over all records.

If you still don't believe just know I am already rich af.. and my brand here means way more to me than a quick 7/8 figure pay day (which is peanuts to me, my nw is north of 170 atm..I don't need meme blood money).

I do not want the legal exposure nor the responsibility that comes with profiting from a meme coin drop.

ALSO : There are ZERO insiders. NO ONE outside the allocation winners gets early access. No kols. No VCs. No cabal extractive dorks. Not my family or friends. This is as fair pvp as it will ever get. ONLY white listers who win their spot get the drop.

Again don't trust me, I will have this audited as well as turn over everything open source.

This is me creating pure degenerate PvP meme chaos and then sitting back, pouring a drink and watching the show. I will launch this and do this nuke and then do nothing but watch, its fate is up to you.

B) The drop itself and how it will work (and not work) is COMPLETELY covered on my site alexbecker . gg. I have gone to HUGE length to make sure no hacker/fake launch/confusion will happen. The drop will be free and happen via a whitelist and have several other criteria. There will be zero "rush the gates" way for people to get burned. It will be a calm "collect your coins" drop.

C) How to get an allocation/whitelist

I am giving away 10-15 BIG early allocations (.1% of supply) and 100-150 small allocations .01% of supply. If we run to 100 million these will be worth about 100k and 10k respectively.

Over the next few weeks I will be streaming and holding challenges to give away these final spots. Winners are listed on my site. FYI these competitions are sloppy and terribly managed. If I mess something up I dont care.

For the whitelist : There will be anywhere from 3000-10,000 people on the white list.

On my social I will drop a web2 collection form at some point. Fair warning : We have spent about a month making an AI that scans wallets/submissions/attempts to join.

Trying to game this at all with multiple wallets/spamming/coy crap will just get you banned. 1 wallet per person. We have about 1001 ways to detect people trying to get multiples in. By all means try to cheat, but it will just result in you getting banned.

That said : With this you can submit your socials. People that are subbed to my Youtube, Twitch (and likely my Abstract) have cool points (which many of you have racked up by liking my posts/commenting) and follow me on X will have an EXTREME advantage in the list.

Then the drop will happen (again fully covered on my site).

All white list winners will then be able to calmy go and pick up their coins at their leisure on the SOL blockchain. It will be 100% free, you just have to cover the gas. If you can't cover SOL gas JFC I don't care and you need to get your life in order.

Then the chaos will begin.

FYI: We likely will hold ZERO coins, however if we do it will be for liquidity on dexs for easy trading. IF we do this this wallet will be PUBLICALLY marked and locked and as soon as people start providing liquidity burned. I strongly do not want to do this as again it creates more problems/responsibility I dont want. There will likely be no liquidity provided and the community will have to provide this.

I will then sit back and watch the chaos. I promise absolutely nothing but pvp fair chaos with this coin. I may talk about it after...I may never mention it ever again. I promise NOTHING.

Then...after all of this.

Myself and @FirestormFPS begin the hinting/slowly revealing what we have been building in secret the last 6 months.

Think pump . fun, but if you injected in with a syringe full of waifu hentai - fart coin - Las Vegas Sports betting and then covered it in cocaine. It's not really like pump at all besides the fact it's made for piece of sh!t like you.

My mother will probably dis-own me for dropping this but meme coiners are going to blow their load when they see it.

Paying attention to this reveal and being first to it will give you an EXTEME advantage in a very very f&cked up game that will pay the winners extreme amounts and leave the losers covered in dog sh!t.

again youll probably want to rack up cool points for it as well as cooler people do better than uncool dorks.

Anyways. This is your notice. The road to $3500 eth is clear...The most chaotic FAIR FAIR FAIR meme drop from the most famous main character alpha papi of crypto...is coming.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

MEME COIN UPDATE : LIKE/COMMENT/SHARE TO RACK UP COOL POINTS....

I have been going hard. Taking a break this weekend.

Video drops tomorrow. Stream on Tuesday night.

If you guess the time the stream starts below you'll get one of the small allocations (I already hinted)

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

The meme drop/video uploads..Resume. Like/Comment/Share for cool points (important)

NEW VIDEO : SATURDAY.

MEME COIN UPDATE : 12pm CENTRAL TODAY.

THE NEXT MEME CIPHER ALLOCATIONS : HERE. WITHING 5 MINUTES OF MIDNIGHT. CENTRAL.

2025. Lezgo. Get fucked.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Tomorrow live stream.

Where likely like $500k in meme allocations will be given away.

Is going to leave people with mental disorders. It will be linked to HERE on Twitter when it goes live.

Like/Comment/Share to rack up important cool points.

[Kelli Jordan @kelljord5060]

@ZssBecker Alpha papi

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

MEME 👏 DROP 👏 UPDATE 👏 Like/Share/Follow/Comment for critical cool points.

Dear followers. We are resuming the drops of the LARGE cipher allocations and 100 mini allocations to my upcoming coin. READ ALL THE BELOW.

As I've stated before if the coin runs to 100 mil, cipher allos will likely be worth a few hundred k. Minis likely worth 5 figures. (not guaranteed just guessing)

I have updated the drop doc (linked in first comment) with the current allocation winners.

We will likely be droping 1-2 ciphers and 10-20 mini allocations per week with the GOAL of the drop happening sometime in February.

I would expect the challenges to be ever weirder and abusive going forward.

A HINT about the cipher/allocations that should help you will be in tomorrows videos.

Those will cool points will likely feel cooler when we drop then those that don't.

May you eat ass and suffer brutal constipation.
-Alpha Papi

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

New Video on the market and alt coins...Tomorrow.

12 hour Meme coin drop stream. 1 cipher allocation. 10 other mini allocation winners. Sunday. Random time cuz haha fuk u. (deets below)

Like/Share/Comment to rack up cool points. You really want these cuz they make u cool.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

LET THE MEME DROP STREAM BELOW (Comment/Like/Share for cool points).

The 11 allocations earned on stream will likely be worth over 500k if the coin runs, so read the rules below.

A) Their is a link to the stream in the first comment
B) Over the span of 12 hours 11 words will be shown for .2 seconds randomly.
C) You can figure out what to do with them
D) I hope this gives you hemoroids
E) There is 1 GIANT allocation (the cipher) and 10 smaller allocations.

Winners announce tomorrow when I feel like it.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Meme update. 100 winners. Like/comment/share for cool points.

Attn : We all know an allocation to my meme coin will likely print.

So i am adding 100 smaller allocations.

Likely worth multiple 5 figs. I will give these away randomly in my X post and YT vids. Follow close, they will be first come first serve.

Cool points might play a role.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

And we are live. Like/share for cool points.

Come try to beat me in Rivals to win likely six figures in meme coin allocation.

Memes and how to join below.
https://t.co/pXHVmjiK0P

[Kelli Jordan @kelljord5060]

@ZssBecker I'm cool people

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Cool points will likely matter.

Liking sharing and commenting get cool points.

The coolest over the next month or so people will be cool

[Kelli Jordan @kelljord5060]

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[Kelli Jordan @kelljord5060]

@ZssBecker Nice!

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

MEME UPDATE : LIKE/SHARE/COMMENT FOR COOL POINTS. 3 will win a mini allocation (sol wallet).

I have placed a FULL UPDATE of winners/released hints on my new site (linked in bio) and times for the meme drop.

You may also subscribe to get updates directly in your email. Be sure to catch yesterdays stream for the drop time.

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

RWA vid incoming this week. Like for cool points.

What are the best RWA projects, specifically new/low cap/launching soon?

[Kelli Jordan @kelljord5060]

@ZssBecker Good video

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

NEW VIDEO...But it's on my business channel. Like for EXTRA cool points.

I make a few extra million a year passively with basic af Google search ads. Here’s how

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[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

Monday. 2am. Boop.

Return the boop with a like or the bull is canceled + gain cool points.

Meme coin allocations will be given away today on Twitter. Watch closely and be cool.

We are closing in on the final allos and whitelist. Soon.