kellen kling

“bout as useful as a screen door on a submarine”-Sun Tzu

[MD @mike_daddino]

Kinley Rasmus DOES IT AGAIN

[CalCentel @TheCalCentel]

HEISMAN WINNERS UNTIL 2070 SCRIPT LEAKED 🚨🚨🚨

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

They are…

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

It’s like watching the Mona Lisa get painted

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

when the camera panned out

[Klara @klara_sjo]

This kid looked at a dead eyed Halloween prop with matted hair and immediately decided she was the one.

Zero hesitation. Pure “I can fix her” energy before he even knows what taxes are.

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

My compliments to the sheep barn at the Iowa state fair for having warm water when u wash ur hands Pretty nice

[StubHub @StubHub]

Effective immediately, we will no longer offer tickets in groups of 5. Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, we're only doing 4 or 6+. Thank you for your understanding.

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

Five Guys has changed their name to Four Guys out of respect for Jayden Daniels.

[New York Mets @Mets]

Stopped at 4 out of respect for Jayden Daniels #LGM #MetsWin

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Alan Jackson has changed the name of his song to "It's Four O'Clock Somewhere" out of respect for Jayden Daniels.

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

Jayden Daniels mom finding out how many golden rings are in the 12 days of Christmas

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

maybe give this one an iPad 🤣

[uno @1xunoo]

if Erika Kirk and JoJo Siwa had a kid

[ReteeFor3 @ReteeFor3]

Bryson pumped this drive and someone says "see if rory can do that" and bryson says back "chill out man im 7 over" haha

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

I quit playing basketball because I didn’t want to be Michael Jordan.

[jny the human @jnyboy]

gm

[Louis vil LeGun @LouisvilleGun]

Costco has gone too far now. This has jumped the shark

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Pouring my heart and soul into fantasy football 365 days a year only to lose my work league to this guy