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Dallas sports fan trapped in Houston. Energy Lover

[Келлз @kells940]

@FauxRight @JFracson @Mothbooah @nimblephatty @FracSlap @Tejanobrown @OilCoIntern I feel like I am still very new, but the use case applications I can now use it for blow me away. I can produce information faster than I can ingest it.

[Келлз @kells940]

I spent too much time running a regression model in Claude this morning. Here is how it works:

Step 1 — Calculate your Score:
Score ≈ (PPG × 0.35) + (RPG × 0.81) + (APG × 0.58) + (SPG × 0.36) + (BPG × 0.97)

Step 2 — Convert Score to Wins:
Wins ≈ (Score × 0.796) − 6.57

R² = 0.993 — this model explains 99.3% of the variance across all 13 teams. It's essentially exact.

🥇 Wilt is mandatory — his 25.1 RPG × 0.81 = 20.3 pts of score from rebounds alone. No one else comes close.
🥈 Prioritize big men with high RPG and BPG over scorers every single time
🥉 APG matters — target one elite playmaker (Magic, Oscar, LeBron) for the 0.58 multiplier
🚫 Stop chasing PPG — a 30 PPG scorer adds only ~10.5 score pts vs a 12 RPG big who adds ~9.7. They're nearly equivalent, and bigs usually do both.
Use skips to avoid eras where only guards/scorers are available

Ideal non-Wilt pick priority: High RPG+BPG big > High APG playmaker > High PPG scorer

[Келлз @kells940]

@zacurate 3.6...calling it now.

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@NewsFinOil

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Husbands everywhere, just a friendly reminder that Love Island USA premieres tonight. Stay safe out there.

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@MikeUmbro @zacurate 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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@MikeUmbro give me an honest rating of my Pizza making skills. This was iteration #1

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@MikeUmbro @zacurate I hope not lol. Need to study up on my doughs

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@_sem_yyc Give us your favorite fact so far

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@MikeUmbro @zacurate 70% 00, 30% reg. 65% hydration. Wanna throw some wheat in next time

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@zacurate @MikeUmbro None of these.

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@BlueFlameBlues @MikeUmbro Only do whole pizzas you're in luck

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@zacurate @MikeUmbro Appreciate it... We strive for perfection in our pizza making here at this house

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@MikeUmbro You don't need this weather right now. Trust me.

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Second kid on the way, and this is the first time I've seen this on my Spotify list...so it begins

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Please God don't be starting

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Tim Ream has been named as the #USMNT captain by Mauricio Pochettino for the FIFA World Cup 2026. 🫡

[Razor Oil @RazorOil]

What’s really remarkable is that we are draining about 80% of each of those SPR caverns PER WEEK in US, per week! In overall, we have about 62 caverns or so with 11.2M bbl each -in aggregate draining at the rate of 9MM/week. Unprecedented numbers. About 33 full caverns left or so…31 weeks til’ New Year, congressional approvals in about 10 weeks or so will be required… could be wrong on the exact date as its volumes sensitive. Trump has the authority to keep draining. 🫡🪒

[Келлз @kells940]

@FracSlap This is a great idea holy

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@ShaleTier7 This hits too close to home