kellay

just happy to be here

[kellay @kellsauce13]

Paid for IMDB pro to find @Sethrogen manager and PR rep to stalk on everything and finally reach out, eloquently, for a vase. Next step, send flowers, ask to be returned in a vase. Finally, move to LA and identify as a flower looking for home.
#GetKellyaPotVase

[kellay @kellsauce13]

Living in the USA is exactly how Miley described in

[kellay @kellsauce13]

AMA about being a surgical resident tho

[kellay @kellsauce13]

High/low of quarantine is watching 16 seasons of greys anatomy in 3 months/watching 16 seasons of GREYS ANATOMY in 3 months. Fml

[kellay @kellsauce13]

Nothing says Easter like Walmart chocolate and Passion of the Christ

[remington 🪩 @billielurked]

Quarantine has me living like a sim. It takes me six hours to cook spaghetti. If something is blocking my path i just cry

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

Being vaccinated

[kellay @kellsauce13]

Having a bad day, probably gona workout then binge read inspo quotes on Pinterest #BadDay

[kellay @kellsauce13]

@JohnCena John cena, are you okay?

[kellay @kellsauce13]

Piers Morgan and Pepé le Pew have the same energy

[kellay @kellsauce13]

FYI tonight is the superbowl. Oprah is Brady and Meghan markel aka hot Rachel aka briefcase place holder turned icon is sports

[💙 Brooklyn 💙 @micheleer3]

@CBS When the british royal family shows you who they are, believe them the first time!!!

Diana told us...

[kellay @kellsauce13]

Dear @Walgreens I have zero affiliation with #celciuslivefit but WHY don’t you have it or any zero sugar pre workouts in any of your south Florida stores ?!? SOS Walgreens.

[kellay @kellsauce13]

After watching the dr Seuss segment I’m forever getting all my news from the @barstoolsports one minute man because he’s the only honest politician we have left

[kellay @kellsauce13]

@katladavidson Welcome back kitty kat. Twitter has become like the 18+ AMA of Reddit except full of angry gun tootin’ carnivore republicans. Dont show sander 🙏🏻♥️

[kellay @kellsauce13]

@taylorswift13 @netflix @EmmmGray ok, maybe don’t watch it 😅

[kellay @kellsauce13]

@pacutler I know a ton! Just added you on LinkedIn. Let’s connect 🥳

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Legalize comedy

[kellay @kellsauce13]

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Yes but McDonald’s and the lady calls the cops so you became shia real quick