josiah kelly

llamaverse / alpha X .messages to myself

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

Weed can easily be just as damaging as alcohol because it makes you eat a bunch of sugar

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

“We’re here, we’re queer, we’re coming for your children…”

These people should be thrown in prison.

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

Would you do business with yourself?

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

They want you to be fat and gay

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

I already hate capitalism, I don’t want to hate myself too

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

“Rhuigi commits fraud” sounds like a video game title

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

You’re dangerous if you’re suicidal.

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

I just want to do everything I want to do. Is that too much to ask?

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

Sometimes it’s supposed to hurt

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

Caffeine goes hard

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

Hurt and injured are two very different things

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

I’m either a moron or a genius and only time will tell

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

The mainstream media which vilify me BEG me for interviews under the guise of “balanced” journalism.

The Matrix is DESPERATE.

These are the full interviews they'll never show you:
https://t.co/YssdKywoFl

[True Street Media @truestreetmedia]

Reporter: "Is there a lesson for you, for anyone else, looking at [these meetings with Epstein]?"

Bill Gates: "Well, he's dead. So in general, you always have to be careful."

[Viva Frei @thevivafrei]

For those who don’t get the reference:
There has been a long-running unconfirmed rumour that @JustinTrudeau was forced to leave his teaching position because of an inappropriate relationship he had with a student that resulted in the student signing an NDA.

The story had been reported in an objectively fake-news website called the Buffalo Chronicle. But it had been reported elsewhere as well.

To everyone in the political world, it seemed to be a Harvey Weinstein-esque open secret. And here @PierrePoilievre seems to be sharing that open secret quite loudly or, at the very least, repeating the rumour.

https://t.co/oPHT8ruf2L

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

Most people don’t realize their high horse is dead

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

Sunscreen is clothing

[josiah kelly @kelly1_eth]

How you gonna be a superhero if you can’t even save yourself

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

well, you know what this means now

if you ride a harley

youre gay