Kelly Pryce

I'm a stand-up comic, TV writer, and Mom to a pile of kids. New stand-up album, Life With A Pryce, is out now. Go to my site to see where you can find it.

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@TheRHPolls @erikajayne Love her!!!!!

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@TheRHPolls @doritkemsley1 @BravoTV @Andy Nope. She uses fashion as a substitute for a personality. She should move on.

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

How about a bunch of gross dicks?

[Bobby @NEIL420YOLOSWAG]

@poodawgmelissa I wouldn't mind a bunch of vaginas in my dms

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@KariLake You lost fair and square. How much money do you get for propagating a lie that you’re the victim of some false election conspiracy? It has to be a lot. I mean you’d have to pay me a lot to look like a moron in front of the whole country. #smalldickenergy #whatadummy

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@cher I had the flu this year. Was just late to get my vaccine. It was a month ago I am still recovering i have never been that sick in my adult life. No joke I was out 22 hours a day for 6 days. Getting up just to puke or pee. It was brutal. The coughing was so bad. get a flu shot!

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@TheRHPolls @PhaedraParks @BravoTV @Andy Yes. The biggest arms ever. I love her.

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@gdessintraining @mindykaling Omg I just got over the flu it took 13 days till I was able to stand up only to realize I had peed in every pair of undies in my house from the RSV FLU cough. Brutal

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@kurtmetzger I am deeply jealous. Please tell me how did he smell? I must know.

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@TheRHPolls @KyleRichards @BravoTV @Andy 1000%. She is still by far one of my fave characters. She adds great comic relief and she is a pretty crier which is a hard thing to be. Kyle forevermore!! I hope she’s still on the show at 90.

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@JoshMankiewicz Why didn’t he pop in COADIS? Is it because the police in @allenpolice @PlanoPoliceDept didn’t pursue charges? #Dateline

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

Not going to lie this was a tough one. Mostly because it all could have been prevented. Breaks my heart. #

[Josh Mankiewicz @JoshMankiewicz]

Thanks for staying with us for this difficult story tonight. #Dateline

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

#Dateline FIRE DETECTIVE HOFFMAN NOW!!!!! You should be prosecuted for re traumatizing a rape victim and for the deaths of the women that were murdered because your ignorant ass thought a high school girl might enjoy asphyxiation sex. @PlanoPoliceDept @MeTooMVMT #Firehoffman

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@GLC227 @BravoTV @BravoWWHL You are my fave!! I love seeing you and would to see a show with you selling nyc real estate! Have a good Rosh Hashanah.

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@hannibalburess You are one of the kindest people in the biz and you’re talented as all hell. You do whatever makes you happy. The whole point of an entertainment career is to entertain. How ever that takes shape. I hope you’re doing well xoxoxo kelly

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

This is arguably the greatest book review I’ve ever read.

https://t.co/8gAktC6Yxd

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Donald Trump gets hit with TERRIBLE news as it's revealed that the Trump Organization's former CFO Allan Weisselberg will accept a plea deal for a 15-year tax fraud scheme and testify against The Trump Organization if prosecutors ask him to. RT TO DEMAND HE TESTIFY!

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@mahoganysaid @TheRHPolls @BrandiGlanville @BravoTV @Andy @DENISE_RICHARDS I don’t care about the sex. I’m curious about in 2020 why lie??!?

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@Andy just finished real housewives vacay. Was so hoping to see major growth from @DorindaMedley less drinking and anger bc I adore her. But after watching I’m worried that pause has switched to stop and eject.

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@mullinsnova @JasonKander @tedcruz Not true. Do about 30 seconds of homework. GOP was perfectly fine with the 400bil because it is how the bull would be paid for. Then they all got mad about a totally different bill and now are doing the whiny little bitch thing. Playing with veterans who are dying is beyond gross

[Kelly Pryce @kellycomedy]

@MelissasOldNose I am curious if it bothers you how dumb she is. I mean I get the entertainment value in it for a bit, but then it just becomes sad. I mean really really sad. Just curious if that bugs you.