kellz

IG: kellydecker22 /// Psalm 46:5

[kellz @kellydecker22]

*Goes to Olive Garden*
Me: I shouldn't eat any more breadsticks
Olive garden waitress: Can I get you anything else?

My brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me: yea, can we get more breadsticks?

[kellz @kellydecker22]

Was trying to say "hi" and "how are you" at the same time and ended up calling my customer a hoe🙃

[kellz @kellydecker22]

Tell me why I had a dream that Matt Lauer took me to prom...

[kellz @kellydecker22]

I swear UIndy is making bank off of parking tickets

[kellz @kellydecker22]

Why do guys think it is okay to call their ex a hoe

[kellz @kellydecker22]

Lmao my debit card was sitting in the LA fitness parking lot for 2 and a half hours🙃🤦🏼‍♀️

[kellz @kellydecker22]

Can't stand people who cut me off just to slow down and turn 5 seconds later😤😡

[kellz @kellydecker22]

Abs playing peek a boo

[kellz @kellydecker22]

"I hate sleeping alone"

First of all, you sleep in a twin size bed

[kellz @kellydecker22]

I swear I got more sleep at college with 8ams than I am getting this summer

[kellz @kellydecker22]

Which stethoscope should I get?

[kellz @kellydecker22]

@katietuttle98 Thanks kt😊

[kellz @kellydecker22]

@jakobfruckson Thanks Jake

[kellz @kellydecker22]

"I'm not going to birth a baby into this world through a jungle"😂😂

[Claire Holman @claire_holman6]

@kellydecker22 You inspire me to save the world

[kellz @kellydecker22]

The only way to prevent new drug resistant bacteria from forming is by taking proper medication as prescribed #chem118SMC #ethics4 https://t.co/O3ViZlFKhH

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Put simply: “Drugs don’t work in patients who don’t take them” https://t.co/4UBiEszRHE

[kellz @kellydecker22]

Everyday citizens have the responsibility to protect their environment. An easy solution is cleaning up litter. #chem118SMC #ethics4