kelly

ice cream enthusiast

[kelly @kellyincaps]

fighting demons at work. the demons being the urge to start every single message to a coworker with “hi omg im so sorry to bother you!!!”

[kelly @kellyincaps]

@floatyourboat97 a niall girl?! omg i knew there was a reason i liked u so much

[kelly @kellyincaps]

going to disney world during halloween would heal me

[kelly @kellyincaps]

having a Bad Time

[kelly @kellyincaps]

terrible news i made turkey burgers but my meat thermometer is dead so i cant obsessively check the temp to make sure they’re cooked well enough

[kelly @kellyincaps]

it’s so nice to be able to scroll twitter again without the fear of accidentally seeing a spiderman spoiler

[chefkids @girlflopping]

they really maximized their joint co-parenting slay to save Spider-Man who was possessed with the depressed isolationist spirit of Carmen Berzatto

[kelly @kellyincaps]

btw i think if you can’t go two hours in a movie without checking your phone you should probably just stay home

[kelly @kellyincaps]

tina and mikey will return in spider-man: brand new day

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I can finally rest

[kelly @kellyincaps]

like im sorry but that is a tomorrow problem

[kelly @kellyincaps]

i hateeee being a headache girly

[kelly @kellyincaps]

me and the headache ive had since 4am against the world

[leah @leahflix]

does anyone else see jon bernthal in the odyssey and spider man and shit and be like mikey berzatto what are you doing here

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[Andrew @gmengalaxy]

people my age are having kids and I’m just here counting down the hours until i see the new Spider-Man movie

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I don't give a rat's ass is definitely a top 3 white people saying of all time. Like who cooked that shit up

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership