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Famously the French never rioted before video games

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@MoString I do not know you that well but I think you'd be fun to share a margarita tower with.

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@HepInTX @ask_aubry They aren't. But bye.

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@Ron_deBeaulieu @KelseyMLoo Right?!? There's a very famous gospel story about this.

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@ask_aubry Only one of those is a planet.

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@PearlRiverFlow Wow. So glad you're okay!

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@SoLetsSay @gbdawkins People who need help temporarily are exactly the ones who are going to still look "nice." If you lose your job, you don't need new shoes the next day! If you take care of your phone, it should last several years and it's essential to getting a good new job.

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@SoLetsSay @gbdawkins Right. You can't tell when people are struggling! That's the point! Unless they're also depressed, people who need help aren't going to show up in rags with dirty faces. Getting help is undignified enough without having to "act poor enough" for a volunteer.

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@sglockett @Fkaflipflops I once stood in line for an hour for an autograph. 😐

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@PearlRiverFlow If you're wondering what growing up girl evangelical was like, I once stood in line for an hour to look this moronic slice of moldy cheese in the eye and ask for an autograph.

Sure wish I had that hour of my life back. I had money to spend on CDs and my low-rise jeans fit.

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@amyisquitebusy @ask_aubry It can be both.

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@ask_aubry

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@derricklweston

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@MoString @sglockett

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@sambooklove Even with fault available, no-fault gives you leeway that you need to exit safely.

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@MoString This is really scary and also really impressive? Scientology was a great analogy, actually.

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@jscarter21 Cruz is so annoying precisely because he's smart enough to know better.

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@MoString It's already started.

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@CedricBts @Bluerue2123 @anshinfit @BrandonLBradfor Yes, but unless it's very specific circumstances, that is *fair.* You shouldn't be able to hold sudden, forced poverty over a woman to get her to stay with you.

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@alice_radley @mjlp716 I think it's supposed to be a pretty sarcastic pink. I'm looking forward to it.