The clock is ticking. We have just 47 legislative days left to find #OneMoreVote to save #NetNeutrality.
But don’t agonize, organize! Keep making noise!
We need to restore #NetNeutrality because the internet should be for everybody, not just Verizon, Charter, AT&T, & Comcast.
I had a dream that Taylor Swift had some of Elsa’s ice powers from “Frozen.” At the end of the dream, she turned into an evil clown. Has my subconscious mind created the perfect supervillain?
I went to a dessert buffet with a bunch of women once. A lot of them DIDN’T GET DESSERT and talked about needing to diet, and one of them made fun of me for getting seconds. Bitch, I just paid an expensive cover charge for dessert SO YES I WILL EAT ALL THE CALORIES!
BREAKING: Enterprise, Alamo, and National car rental have all dropped their partnership programs with the NRA.
RETWEET to show your appreciation and to encourage other companies to follow suit!!
If you say you’ve never fantasized about vaulting the counter at an ice cream shop and devouring all the toppings with your hands while bellowing like a hungry bear, then you’re lying. It’s not about the dessert- it’s about the experience.
Don't let age stop you.
For every story you hear about a wonder kid who achieved success at some ludicrously young age, there's a story of somebody who didn't even start till they were much older than you. There are role models all around you.