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[hardstone @KellyMaina17]

@Kingdvvidd

[Nî Kiblaa @4MRFRANKWHITE]

Kenyan Music This Kenyan Music that we unaduu nini twende next level ??

[6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar]

my brother convinced me when i was like 6 that if you microwaved a grape it would turn into a raisin and i believed this until i was SEVENTEEN. seventeen years old. i told my roommate freshman year that i was gonna make raisins and she watched me put a grape in the microwave and just stood there in silence as it exploded. it caught on fire. a small fire but still a fire. the RA came because of the smoke alarm and i had to explain through tears that i was "trying to make raisins" and she said "were you trying to make them for ants?" i called my brother to yell at him and he didn't even REMEMBER telling me this. he'd forgotten about his lie. i'd carried this misinformation for over a decade and he was like "oh yeah lol" i have trust issues now

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Doctor: “You have kidney stones”

Me:

[3 🇵🇸 @utdrashy7]

Everyone gangsta until a real gangsta walks into the room

[Wahu ☆ @carrie__wahu]

moana 🌺🎋

[hardstone @KellyMaina17]

It's cool, nigga shit ain't cute wtf!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

it's so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

it's so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

A guy at work was telling us he likes to be completely naked when he poops so now we have a new policy where we aren’t allowed to talk to each other about anything other than work.

[𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧 @Reggaewailer]

The only remaining non counterfeit KC sijaonja.

[Haybee🚀⭕️ @Haybee_8]

“Bruno Fernandes votes Rice for PFA”

[hoehoho👒 @leeenaa06]

the fact that messi is actually real and not some football myth we collectively made up is insane

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Weee apana...si cha ivi, toka kwa game

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: There are only 2 players in the last 4 La Liga seasons with 35+ goals and 20+ assists.

Jude Bellingham and Raphina!

[BUSH @Bush200004]

A Kenyan man, Daniel Olomae Ole Sapit, accidentally flew to Pyongyang, North Korea, instead of Pyeongchang, South Korea, in October 2014.

The viral travel mix-up occurred when his travel agent confused the two similarly named cities while booking his flight itinerary to a United Nations biodiversity conference.

Upon landing at Sunan International Airport, Sapit noticed heavy military presence and armed guards. He quickly realized he lacked the required entry visa.

North Korean border officials detained and interrogated him for over five hours. They were deeply suspicious of an unauthorized Kenyan national arriving in their capital.

North Korean border authorities deeply suspected Daniel Olomae Ole Sapit was an intelligence threat or a spy due to the highly unusual and unauthorized arrival of a Kenyan citizen in their capital. Given the country's extreme isolation and tense geopolitical environment, immigration officials treated his lack of a visa and his explanation of a "spelling error" with immense skepticism.

After Sapit successfully convinced authorities that it was an honest geographical spelling mistake, they penalized him. He was forced to pay a $500 (approx. 65,000 shillings) fine for illegal entry.

North Korean officials placed him on a flight back to Beijing, China. From Beijing, he rebooked his flights and successfully traveled to South Korea.

Sapit remains the only known Kenyan to have set foot in North Korea.

[🇦🇷 Nari 💙❤️ @Messifangirl99]

Agüero: “Where are you guys?”

Messi: “In our room.”

Agüero: “OUR room? 😂”

Messi: “Yeah.”

Agüero: “You’ve never even invited me.”

Staff member: “You’ve got credentials, you can come over.”

Messi: “Nah, because you’ll come in here farting everywhere.”

Agüero: “No, no, stop! You idiot.” 😭🤣

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cucurella did not want to present the World Cup trophy to the Bernabéu until Oyarzabal would stand next to him.

That's beautiful. ❤️

[🥷 @hotcoolkeed]

“sorry sir, you can’t smoke here”

me: