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[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

A common herb used to induce miscarriage up to the 19th century was Savin, a species of juniper -the plant used to flavor gin

#MothersRuin

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@FreyaSykes

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@YasminKarolia thanks darling. Was delighted as always xx

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@jamesmcnair79 @JimRushworth sorry my mistake it doesn't say Dewsbury on the back

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@JimRushworth @jamesmcnair79 that was my guess but no clip on the back x

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Trying to find out what this is. It's stamped 'patent 8604'

Please RT

#museum #antique #yorkshire

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@britishmuseum any ideas #museum people. It's stamped 'patent 8604 Dewsbury

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Bought myself a tutu because why the hell not 👌

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@FreyaSykes 😍😍😍😍😍

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@jamesmcnair79 @Examiner

I know. Kids not at school

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@mooisaidmoo sorry just seen this £50

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2 tickets for sale for Daughtry in Glasgow tomorrow night

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Vincent Van Gogh...

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.

[portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ @SadlyCatless]

Flat Bottomed Girls #MakeASongWhiter @midnight

[Kat Klingensmith @KattFunny]

#MakeASongWhiter

Paint It African-American

@midnight

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@yeovalley I swear to god if you stop making banana and custard yoghurt I will cry go a year. #heaven

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@amii0484 @WetherspoonsUK haha he lost his shoe x

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

According to commercials, a woman's primary goal in life is to lock in moisture.

[Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn]

My wife looks like the cats in those cucumber videos when she turns around & sees me naked.