Kelly

[Read and Laugh @LaughingGuyMeme]

I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

[Words @wordstionary]

When I go to bed, half the time I'm not really sleeping. I'm usually lying there making up scenerios in my head.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

*Dad yells at the tv* Me: "As if the players are actually going to hear you." Dad: "You're in love with a boy that doesn't know you exist."

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Me: "Oh my god it smells like upsexy in here" Girl: "Whats up sexy?" Me: "Oh nothing much, you like pizza?"

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Everything is made in China. Except babies. They are made in VaChina.

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We aren't dating, but when I see someone else flirting with you, I just wanna punch them in the face.

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If a guy ever says you have small boobs, smile & reply "Yea, small compared to yours" :)

[Words @wordstionary]

I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

[Words @wordstionary]

Overdramatically turning the page on a test so people know you're ahead of them.