I had a brain haemorrhage whilst masturbating. The fear of being found with my wife's magic wand and a dildo up my arse forced me to stumble to the bathroom, clean the toys and crawl back to bed before passing out. I was in hospital for weeks and they were surprised I survived.
@DWPgovuk I haven’t received my PIP payment that was due on the 5th. I know there was an “incident” but it states that’s been resolved. So, why haven’t I been paid? I need this money for bills.
@DS_Official @TheRAC_UK@MotabilityOps left by the rac after this fault on my new ev car.Couldn’t move,couldn’t turn off, couldn’t lock it.RAC motability staff were rude,sarcastic,gave me several different timescales,4.5 hrs in the cold,https://t.co/2lQuR7S1HR never came to help