Kelly Townsend

uva alum (she/her)

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

I did the math, I listened to this song for more than 3630 minutes. i don’t know how to process that

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

Amber Riley singing for Harry was perfect #dwts

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

@a_melendez10 Yeah not this week which is unfortunate

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

@djoblyths Personally I think they tried too many callbacks to Whitney’s choreography from last year

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

“Idiot guys have to stick together” smartest thing Chase has ever said
#SLOMW

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

@chanelly37 @jldx392 Yeah same

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

Just had to change my license plate and address on my EZPass account and tell me why that made me so sad

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

@sweetannieod My masters in mental health counseling essentially made almost the entire program do an unpaid internship for a full year. A few people were able to get stipends but most of us weren’t

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

@sweetannieod They had one hit meanwhile Hilary and raven both had like a million

[Melissa Burgess @_MelissaBurgess]

DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW.

@netflix will claim it's fictional, but it is very clearly inspired by & profiting off of the 2018 Humboldt Broncos bus crash which tragically killed 16 + injured 13 others.

Humboldt families have spoken out against this show: https://t.co/4aaJESUeo9

[fei 菲 ☘︎ #FreeFrankNazar @feiprofiel]

im incredulous at the fact so many people are still faulting this show over the lack of romance or queer cast when this show is based on a REAL tragedy that occurred, and they didn’t even have the decency to consult the affected ones. you guys are so mad over the wrong thing

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

@DYLANSTR0ME Hey floor time is good for your body

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

I’ve learned three things while moving:
1) I’m gonna be fricking ripped after this
2) I need to consolidate my stuff better
3) moving is the seventh layer of hell

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

@DYLANSTR0ME And you know what? Both events are valid

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

@notjldx392 Bring donuts for the er people

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

That’s the most load of bs call I’ve ever seen and I’m not even a canes fan

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?!

RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

@DYLANSTR0ME Please tell me she got more photos with him this is iconic

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

@AlexaHilston YO WHAT

[Kelly Townsend @kellytownsend_]

@JosieAve I’m trying to think of a sport you don’t have a team for that wears red or we just need to petition your teams to do red third jerseys