Kelly Turner

freelance editor specializing in technology, craft, DIY, and photography publications.

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@jsnell @settern @dloehr @schollem Those were the days! The long, long, exhausting days. Seems like a lifetime ago

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@schollem @jsnell I wish! Clearly this baby can hear what goes on around here and has decide to NEVER LEAVE. Happy Birthday Jason!

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@SFNick @jsnell @jonseff Did we say "temporary" tattoos? Our bad.

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@schollem may I just say: eeek!

And: Poor Dave!

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@schollem Have you seen "Cinder Edna" or "Cindy Ellen?"

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@jsnell And no intercap! I'm glad to see you're raising them right.

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@jonseff hooray! One step closer to world domination.

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Someone just came to the door offering to sell me cheap "all natural" steaks out of the back of his truck. The suburbs are weird.

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@lschmeiser @schollem I have one of these and like it lots. It does inward, outward and back carry--with waist support http://amzn.to/jMMrYh

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@jonseff Always happy to help. Elliot is still running around in circles, so really we've harmed none more than ourselves. ;)

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Spent the afternoon raking the artificial turf.

That is a sentence I never expected to type.

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Now I have to make a second trip to claim the cash separately? Weird. And lame.

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Dear Berkeley Police, when I came in to claim my lost wallet, I assumed you understood that I wanted everything within the wallet...

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@schollem So sorry about Muggins!

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@mat My son's favorite toys are a large plastic box and 2 cardboard tubes he calls his "robot arms." Those nice wooden toys are for parents.

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Clearly outraged by our earth-killing ways, Alice flies into a rage every time I start the car. Who are these kids that love car rides?

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@flargh That's true. But calling from the home phone is much easier when i'm trying to shove the family out the door.

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Sure, I could easily give up our home phone--except how would we ever locate our cell phones in the house?

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@schollem Poor Kate! Sending you guys lots of healing wishes!

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@schollem I though Alice had dandruff the other day, then realized they were sourdough crumbs. Hope the kiddo feels better soon!