Kelly Phillips

designer and photographer with an easy laugh and an obsessive personality. i love @hype_tom and @dawwsonn.

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@TMFanSupport Just sat in the queue for SIX HOURS. My place in line finally popped up and it bumped me back to 2000+ in line ahead of me. THIS IS HORRIBLE.

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@GEAppliancesCo We ordered some appliances from @HomeDepot and we’ve been rescheduled for delivery TWICE...both times the day before delivery. 😡 We just want the appliances we paid for. At the time we ordered on April 24, the were NOT on backorder. Now it’s a June 16 delivery!

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#braves1

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Best part of family birthdays: “Oh, make sure you take a picture of the cake!”—so I can keep everyone from eating it and never look at the picture again.

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My year end summary from Spotify is going to be ALL @taylorswift13 from July to December. 🙌🏼

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The cool thing about going to a party where everyone is in their thirties is it ends before 11. Shockingly, everyone is 100% transparent and chill about how sleepy they are by 9pm. Also, 80% of the partygoers have kids they have to return to. #thirties #goldenyears #mykindofparty

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#FearTheWalkingDead writers:
“Let’s make everyone hate every character except the ones that we inevitably kill off. That’ll really increase the ratings.”

🙄

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@MoviePass YOUR APP IS HOT GARBAGE.

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Just heard an ad on the radio for the “drinkin’ smokin’ strippin’ machine” only at Lust. I imagine she will have that poignant phrase written on her tombstone.

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Pretty sure I ask the question “Was that a fart?” more than Tommy asks “What’s for dinner?” #marriagegoals

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Tapped Tommy on the shoulder at midnight. He was dead asleep and jumped up and said “What happened?!” That’s our #NYE2017 and I wouldn’t have it any other way. 👵🏻👴🏻 #introvertNYE2017

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So basically, no one ever follows Rick’s plan...and it always bites them in the ass. Why does #TWD repeat this predictable plot every season?!

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I can't for the life of me establish a consistent workout regimen, but give me the opportunity to get ticket priority to see @taylorswift13 in concert, and I'll work toward that as hard as I can! #reputationstadiumtour #reputation

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She gonna win that Grammy, y’all. #reputation @taylorswift13

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Just living my best life over here. Tommy’s watching endless woodworking videos (saw noises = the new white noise) and I’m cuddling with a codependent @dawwsonn.

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BuzzFeed with the best comparison of #StrangersThings2 newest character, Billy Hargrove!

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Tommy just said “The second you get home tomorrow, you get to put your pajamas on and veg to watch #StrangerThingsS2. Your dream.” Yeah, so?

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Got it on repeat! @taylorswift13 #ReadyForIt

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And Miley...that voice is legendary. Glad to have you back! #VMAs2017