Kelsey

Why are you reading this?
pronouns: she/her

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

Girls don't want cars and jewelry. They want pinned butterflies and moths

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

@mcflurry_slut Tuxedo friend has a kiss spot on their forehead!!

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

My car broke down and I'm really close to doing the same

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

Girl who is guilty of piss crimes

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

To pass, you must pet the belly

[Mike Maher @mikeMaher]

The NFL and YouTube TV really need to figure out Sunday Ticket.

I can't watch Commanders - Eagles on Sunday Ticket because it's "on locally"

But the local FOX is showing Saints - Lions overtime, meaning Commanders - Eagles isn't on.

So I'm paying for a game I can't watch, and this really shouldn't be that hard to figure out.

And why is the game blacked out on Sunday Ticket in the first place. It's the local broadcast!

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

@yassifiedaloy Mine is the one that says "Jesus saves" bc I always say "saves what? 15% or more on his car insurance?"

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

Would it be a house project without 3 trips to lowes?

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

I keep getting esty ads for these button up shirts and this is literally my order. The seller used my bridesmaids shirts for a new listing pic lmao

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

@yassifiedaloy Mütter museum, zoo, art museum, liberty bell are all fun

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

@it_unprofession I feel like the cheaper option was to get a private mini fridge for them to put in their office

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

I love my gecko

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

@oreoeocat Try feeding her in the carrier a few times a week! Then its no big deal to load up. My cat always pukes, poops, and pisses in the car, but loading isn't hard lol

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

Im so tired of these long ass AI written tweets. Bring back character limits.

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

@CBS @paramountplus please for the love of god fix the audio on the @Eagles game holy shit this is awful

[greg @greg16676935420]

Dolly Parton is smiling down on us from heaven

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

She's The Man is the best movie ever created

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

@PlatinumKey13 Theyre evolving

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

@tanylake This is why I ended up doing my own florals. I used faux florals I bought on sale at Michael's. Wasn't amazing but it looked pretty good! And saved thousands.

[Kelsey @kelpm0nster]

We have single occupancy bathrooms in our office. The amount of men who do not close the door is absurd. Why the fuck do they think that's okay?