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[tamara | newlyweds @tamifleita99]

ahs fans in every episode of this season: #ahs13

[7rq @gloccnim]

how it feels spending more than $10 on anything

[dani @bluntfaify]

when he’s cumming inside you and you feel him throb while your walls get warmer with his nut

[ouly @oulynation]

when you feel his balls smacking yours from behind

[by da way it's daniel. @felinebigboss]

people shocked that gay guys are into really shitty movies that involve fierce women in them

[N @TheHollowNox]

Holy shit. The idea of making Carrie a contemporary story where she’s being bullied by a bunch of insufferable Gen Z kids works so well. Like people are so cruel and lack so much empathy today that this story is perfect for a modern setting.

YES MIKE YES

[cj- @cjnieI]

Well… is it true

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Me choosing not to sit with my coworkers so I can eat lunch and watch YouTube.

[Ilya Dreamy @ilyadreamy]

Special order 😘

[Psta @ahmedPsta9]

I’m gay and yes women are more attractive but idk what it is that makes me wanna fuck guys instead

[Glamorizing Tech👩🏾‍💻💓 @princessxap]

People weren’t this weird…
Kids weren’t this slow…
Men did more than sit on apps all day…

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando já calculou quantas horas vai dormir, mas não consegue dormir e o número vai descendo

[aJJ @Ajayfizzy]

Introverts after visiting more than 2 places in a day

[g @34rths]

I have to be the thing that fixes me

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

Ter um bom dia como adulto é literalmente:
• recebi pagamento
• comi algo gostoso
• ninguém me irritou
• fui para casa
• dormir