Kelsey McKnight

butler alum. aspiring leader. ΠΒΦ. trivia champion. sudoku pro. trust me, I'm a lawyer.

[Kelsey McKnight @kels_mill]

@YannickNgakoue @Colts Convivio in Zionsville is good for Italian. Literally dream about Friendly’s wings - never ordered anything different there. Chiba in Westfield is pretty good for sushi/Japanese.

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@Carvana Of course! DM sent. 😊

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@Carvana saying their wait time is 0 minutes on their website and then deciding that I’ll sit on hold for over 2 hours is not a vibe.

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bought a pair of straight jeans from Abercrombie and for the life of me can’t figure out what shoes to wear. When I wore this style in ‘08-09 I wore Nike shox with them and I don’t think that’s the Gen Z vibe.

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my Facebook memories reminded me of the time my ex boyfriend rapped, word for word, All Gold Everything at the Wild Beaver on a Thursday night. I....cannot.

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For the record, I find it really odd “vintage” Carhartt is such a trend right now. The amount of oil stained, slag burned, and hole infested Carhartt tees inside my home that I’d like to toss would make a hipster have a stroke.

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@wtnymr10 @mercedessue14 She’s right! And oddly enough, I personably have found Glossier’s to be really good. It may not be everyone’s vibe but it makes my lashes look almost like natural-ish extensions.

[Kelsey McKnight @kels_mill]

Perhaps the most awkward thing is when someone says “let me know when the wedding is!” when you have absolutely no intention of inviting them. Like to anything.

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I’ve spent the last week trying to figure out details on my hearing tomorrow. It was cancelled sometime today between 11am and 12:30pm. No one told me. Oh okay.

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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: the rustic chic wedding is overdone.

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everyday I have to listen to my upstairs neighbors GAG because one of their dogs they let out twice a day for 3 minutes at a time has shit on the floor.

[Kelsey McKnight @kels_mill]

don’t get me wrong, I like where I live, but titling an email “Financial Resources for Our Residents” and just including a summary about unemployment and the stimulus check is not it.

[Kelsey McKnight @kels_mill]

If/when I have children, I hope to never be called “momma” by other women. That is all.

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3 hours of working remotely and I’ve listened to my neighbors’ asshole dogs bark themselves hoarse. love that.

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@c__williams25 @GovHolcomb I’m pretty sure our office is “business as usual” because nothing more has really been done. We aren’t working remotely.

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I work with a lady who repeatedly has said she doesn’t understand hunting and that she doesn’t see the point of it, but she still eats meat.

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Mitch and I have been in Key West for a few days...I have gotten more business cards since I’ve been here than I have living in Indy.

[Kelsey McKnight @kels_mill]

for years I’ve attempted to make my hair look ~effortlessly~ wavy and messy. I pay someone $75 for a haircut and now I magically have natural waves.

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@c__williams25 Mitch was so sad we couldn’t bring it home last night 😂.

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Mitch and I bought a sleep number mattress tonight...we have achieved peak old person status.