Things Kelsee Says

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"why are they wearing suits?"
kelsee: "cause they're indian"

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"come over and play basketball with my friends and i"
kelsee- "no i don't want to have fun with you"

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"Turn right"
"I know where I'm going, Jared!"
"You missed the exit like 3 exits ago."
"Don't get mad at me I don't know where I'm going."

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"did everyone in Dallas die or something?"

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"I popped my tire driving to the award ceremony"
"Were you texting?"
"No."
*actually was snap chatting, my bad*

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"Go right go right"
"No Kelsee it's left"
"Oh I'm sorry I can't see"

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"i slammed my own phone into the granite and cracked it"

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

*tries to throw away trash in the straw trash at a restaurant*

"why doesn't it fit?? this is the smallest trash can ever, i don't get it"

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"One time before a Gexa concert I went to the bathroom in a wine closet instead of the bathroom"

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"I'll be there in 30 minutes"

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"Last one I swear"
*Posts another one 2 days later*

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"HEY @jbond_498 eat 20 cookies!!!!"

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"AIIIIDSSSSSSS"

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"Wait what?"

[Things Kelsee Says @kelsee_says]

"Why consume acid when you can consume Apple juice or pizza?"