Kelson 🇺🇸

Husband | Father | Chiropractor | Health and Wellness | Let God Prevail

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

Feeling bad for all the fellas with gynomastia tonight. Very unfortunate.

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

Pioneer Day is a state holiday to celebrate the people who settled the state. You don't have to be weird about it and create your own alternate holiday because you hate their religion.

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

Ive actually heard people talk about the Mormon Mafia irl but its just that a bunch of doctors, lawyers, and business leaders in town that are members and all happen to know and like each other.

[Howard Luks MD @hjluks]

I'm an orthopedic surgeon, 63, still training seriously, and after three decades in practice, tendon pain is the single most common complaint that walks into my office. More common than fractures. More common than arthritis flares. Most patients, and plenty of physicians, get one basic thing wrong about it.

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

Women shouldn’t wear dress pants to church for the same reason men shouldn’t wear this to church

[Laura Hudson 🇨🇦 @latterdaylaura]

As far as the internet should know, your spouse and children are perfect.

“But Laura, that’s not authentic and real!”

Oh well.

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

People that go slow in the passing lane should be fined. People that go slow when I can’t pass and speed up when I can should be double fined.

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

@gruevy Someone has to. Might as well be me.

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

When is popping your collar going to come back?

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

What if instead of importing "the best and brightest" from around the world we just make our own students the best and brightest.

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

@LargeInStature_ I hope so

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

Red Rising was not good the first half, but got a lot better. I enjoyed it, but don't think its worth the hype.

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

Red Rising probably would have been more enjoyable if I read it instead of audiobook. The narrator did too good of a job making everyone arrogant and obnoxious.

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

@chrishardman We can't care because we know no one will do anything about it.

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

Thank you Carvana for periodically reminding me my car isn't worth anything.

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

Red Rising and The Will of the Many are basically the same book, but The Will of the Many is better.

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

@jkimballcook She is getting crumbs everywhere🤢

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

@LDSTiberius I guess I’ll persevere

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

Half way through Red Rising and it is not good, why did everyone rave about it

[Kelson 🇺🇸 @kelseng]

I don’t think anything has helped my back grow as much as weighted pull ups, and I’m starting to feel the same way about push ups.