Kelsey caputo

Fl. keys

[Kelsey caputo @kelseycaputo]

So excited for everything happening this year! Follow us on ig @kadanswimwear

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

nobody:
me in the uber at 3:36 am: so do u like driving

[Kelsey caputo @kelseycaputo]

@Nati_gonzalez14 Weird you took time and energy to go screenshot my boyfriends Instagram post, post it on Twitter and spread your negative energy

[Kelsey caputo @kelseycaputo]

@Nati_gonzalez14 Jealous much?? Bashing and tearing other people down makes you like the rest of “privileged and blinded people”. This man works harder than you’ll ever in your entire life? Why bash people for being successful, all bc he didn’t go to college?

[Kelsey caputo @kelseycaputo]

@Nati_gonzalez14 And before I get blocked on here like insta isn’t it hypocritical that you filed a bully report on me yet here you are bashing “Uneducated people”. Didn’t learn anything about that at UF?

[Kelsey caputo @kelseycaputo]

“Do you have a ruler?”
“No, I feel good I brought a pencil today”

[darwin @itsnotdarwin]

when ur playing "cards against humanity" and u think ur card is hilarious and then the person reads it out loud and not a single person laughs, yeah that shit hurts

[Kelsey caputo @kelseycaputo]

Me: mom, have you seen my car keys?
Mom: oh yea there in the fridge
Me: ok why ....
Mom: we figured you would see them when you grabbed food to leave
....... ohhh good thing you did that i wouldn’t have seen them if they were sitting on the counter like normal 😂🙄

[Kelsey caputo @kelseycaputo]

The only way to really piss @devin_frins off is to call his crane stupid 😂

[Kelsey caputo @kelseycaputo]

There’s something that changes your whole mood when you hit Bahamian waters 🇧🇸

[Kelsey caputo @kelseycaputo]

@devin_frins version of walking the dogs is driving them around on the golf cart bc they’re too lazy to walk ...

[dani @daniwolfeee]

If you see me in a bikini this summer and think “wow she got fatter”.... guess what, I agree

[nicoya ⁷ @bellonsm]

MIAMI DADE COUNTY ANIMAL SHELTER IS AT CAPACITY! THEY ALREADY STARTED EUTHANISING CATS AND DOGS THEY HAVE NO SPACE FOR!
PLEASE ADOPT! SPREAD THE WORD! BE A FOSTER PARENT!! VOLUNTEER!!
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO TO HELP!

[Kelsey caputo @kelseycaputo]

Me: “your being boring”
Devin: “I’m not being boring I have my nipples out”

[Kelsey caputo @kelseycaputo]

@Courtneycaput0

[Kelsey caputo @kelseycaputo]

@devin_frins “You’re lucky I’m not drunk, I’ll wet willy your ass in a second”