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[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 9 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 9 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

@TSA at Denver lost my shoe. Not both, no, just one. While I stood there with one shoe on, the @TSA agent laughed and told me to “hop” 🙄

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 9 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

@Maiipls @chinny_says @lexilafleur That’s a big ass house in Ohio actually lmao

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

the concept of sex is one of j.k. rowling’s horcruxes don’t let her fool you

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 9 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

@AlecPriest This has the same energy. Oof

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

Want to feel better about yourself and your career?? Today a person I asked to edit something I wrote assumed that English was not my first language after reading.

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

Not that there's anything wrong with writing in English when English is not your first language! But I am a 24 year old native English speaker with a BA in English. And I can't speak any other languages.

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

@TranquilMammoth @AFI Crash Love is so under appreciated. I don't listen to it very often but whenever I come back to it it feels like an old friend. I had never heard anything like it before when it came out and it still slaps. The soundtrack to my high school career honestly

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

@G_lenn_ Not to say that people saying awful regressive things Now isn't newsworthy when they should know better (Dave Chapelle) but there's no need to dig that far into the past, that's just witchhunting

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

@G_lenn_ Yes. They're called freelance journalists. 🙃

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

@kickthepj Ethan and Hila! Bonus points for Teddy, Shredder, and Alfredo

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

@PinkSwampGoblin @GlitterNGoth This is so true it's ridiculous! kids I graduated with are getting teaching jobs over my mom with 30 years of experience because she didn't grow up in the town. I mean there are clearly so many other issues with public ed but I've never heard anyone else voice this

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Ladies... If you meet a guy.. An he tells you.. “I don’t really F with Ice T..” That’s a huge Red Flag 🚩 Just sayin.

[Guy Ferrari @Farmer_Patcle]

You 👏 should 👏 go 👏 to 👏 prison 👏 for 👏 cutting 👏 your 👏 dogs 👏 ears 👏

A PSA.

[Cassie The Venomous @PoisonAndFire]

Ship yourself with achieving your dreams. Write dirty fanfic about it. Let those saucy accomplishments become cannon, you filthy minx!

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

The first episode of Non Denominational that I was the main writer on dropped yesterday and I don't want you twitter folx to miss such a magical episode. Catch ep.4, Warlocks and Covens now🧙‍♀️⚡️
Spotify: https://t.co/VEMQAl6yZ6
Apple: https://t.co/UMykpzJZNX

[kelsey @kelseycirca2007]

If you like podcasts or workplace comedies it would be rad if you checked out Non Denominational, a sitcom podcast I've written, produced, and voiced with my lovely friends. 👼👿
Spotify: https://t.co/wHaYqygBz2
Apple Podcasts: https://t.co/r6txwmo8ZF