kelsey

[Bad Pancake @baseba11rodeo]

Jalen Hurts I would like to make you some dinners to keep in your freezer

[lesbyan satan 🦎 @harleydarlings]

STEVIE NICKS DON’T MAKE UNNECESSARY JOURNEYS DON’T TAKE RISKS ON TREACHEROUS ROADS AND DON’T SWIM IN THE SEA

[CLARISSA IN THEATERS DEC 11 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

i was just the world’s saddest paul revere to pass the news about dolly to everyone i know

[۟ @naivelarke]

Does anyone remember reading those sexy little mouse novellas as a kid? Where he’d go on adventures? What was it called………… Guantanamo Clinton?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

[kaitlyn @kaitjarman]

i need him on drag race just once

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

young johnny knoxville lookalike contest in my bedroom tonight

[tony @joeIsmillers]

seeing johnny knoxville on tv at 7: god he's hot

seeing johnny knoxville on the big screen at 12: god he's hot

seeing johnny knoxville on the big screen at 27: god he's hot

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

I think this is the 1st actual good news I’ve seen about the World Cup

[Dame @DameDashJRJR]

They don’t make white boys like this anymore

[SPANE @SperrysandNikes]

As a grown man, I’ll never be fully honest about my favorite dessert, because it’s dirt and worms. You can’t say that when you’re an adult. So I just say chocolate chip cookies and move on

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Jesus Christ has officially confirmed that she will reprise her role as God in “The Bible”

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I would never give a mouse a cookie. I’d give it a Coors Banquet and a cigarette

[black pepper cracker @__angoose]

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

[Mikita 🍔 @mikitaposts]

You don’t realize how warm 35°F is until you spend a month living at 2°F daily

[kos @kostancaaa__]

seahawk may not be a real animal but it is a bird, so as always, go birds