Kelsey Kinney

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[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

i’ve had a case of the mondays for like a year. at this point i’m just workin for that big weekend in the sky

[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

omg, yes, i totally remember sticking these on as a kid, and trying to fool my mom into thinking i actually pierced my nips lol simpler times 💕

[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

Went to the Hollywood sign to see the view, and Whoopi Goldberg wasn’t even there. What a ripoff!

[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

seems so archaic seeing them all dressed up in their little fur capes and crowns; in america, our leaders wear suits and ties over bulletproof vests for a much more modern, progressive look

[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

considered switching from screenwriting to skywriting to avoid an AI takeover, but I guess they can just strap chatGPT to a drone, so… back to square one

[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

getting priced out of twitter would be the housing crisis of our generation, if we weren’t already in the middle of a housing crisis

[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

I knew y2k was real, it just took a few years

[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

As a kid, I used to love to play ‘Don’t Wake Daddy!’ Not the board game, the one where your dad works 3rd shift and you exist in a constant state of silent fear. Winner doesn’t get hit!!

[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

this is one of the best ‘florida man’ headlines i’ve seen in a minute #IndictmentDay

[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

Thinking of getting rid of my IUD. I’m so full of micro-plastics, I’m pretty much corked up anyway.

[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

this world needs less child labor and more child middle management

[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

so this is eelon’s twitter?? hmmm I hate it. come see some comedy tonight @flapperscomedy to distract from the shit show that is our existence 🥰 https://t.co/NnRd8CeOJq

[Ady Barkan @AdyBarkan]

Cornel West needed only 39 seconds to persuade Tucker Carlson to explicitly embrace democratic socialism.

[Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @RepPressley]

Abolish ICE.

[Kelsey Kinney @kelseysfromohio]

Fuck this country, we are despicable

[Beau Willimon @BeauWillimon]

28th Amendment:
Abolish the electoral college.

29th Amendment:
Prohibit gerrymandering.

30th Amendment:
Reform disproportionate representation in the Senate so 15% of the population doesn’t control 50% of the senators.

[𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚊𝚢🛸 @_lindsayrose]

planned parenthood has been helping me for the past month determine whether the tumor in my breast is cancerous or not COMPLETELY FREE cause i don’t have insurance and i’ll never understand why someone would want to defund that amazing and extremely helpful organization

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

Corporations are not, have never been, and will never be people. Overturn Citizens United.

[Kate Cagle @KateCagle]

There are now four whistleblowers with similar stories of alleged deputy gang activity by so-called "Executioners" at the Compton sheriff's station, according to attorney Alan Romero.

They are all in fear for their lives, especially after one found a dead rat on his doorstep.