kels

everything housewives, everything sarcastic

[kels @kelseysparling3]

@CaltransHQ can someone please explain to me why the commuter lights merging from CA-87 SB to CA-85 SB haven’t been on/ doesn’t work/ not active for 3+ years? It’s a mess at the Blossom Hill exit. Please fix this #sanjose @nbcbayarea @MattMahanSJ @SanJosePD @CHP_HQ @kron4news

[kels @kelseysparling3]

@CaltransHQ can someone please explain to me why the commuter lights merging from CA-87 SB to CA-85 SB haven’t been on/ doesn’t work/ not active for 3+ years? It’s a mess at the Blossom Hill exit. Please fix this #sanjose @nbcbayarea @MattMahanSJ @SanJosePD @CHP_HQ @kron4news

[kels @kelseysparling3]

I just entered to win an awesome prize! https://t.co/F5T1rnvhSb

[Sara Foster @saramfoster]

We pay the highest taxes in California. Our fire hydrants were empty. Our vegetation was overgrown, brush not cleared. Our reservoirs were emptied by our governor because tribal leaders wanted to save fish. Our fire department budget was cut by our mayor. But thank god drug addicts are getting their drug kits. @MayorOfLA @GavinNewsom RESIGN. Your far left policies have ruined our state. And also our party.

[Donn Gunvalson Parody @DonnGunvalson]

“you’ll be visited by three spirits”

the three spirits:

[kels @kelseysparling3]

I don’t understand people who love breaking bad so much but has never seen sopranos!?! SOPRANOS FOREVER

[kels @kelseysparling3]

He gets it

[kels @kelseysparling3]

I just told a blind person it was good to see them #help

[kels @kelseysparling3]

@LanaDReyOnline please release pale moonlight

[kels @kelseysparling3]

Proud of the impact I made through my #LemonadeGiveback2024 ✨ I helped fund reforestation, youth education, meal distribution, better medical care, animal rescue, and more with my @Lemonade_Inc policy. https://t.co/DMrX6fyNzl

[Lemonade @Lemonade_Inc]

We’re proud to announce the #LemonadeGiveback2024 impact! Over $2M donated to 43 nonprofits globally, demonstrating our dedication to social impact. 🌍💖 See how we’re creating value for our customers and the world.

[kels @kelseysparling3]

The Padres look like fun striped gum #ugly

[kels @kelseysparling3]

Minus the bear I almost forgot about you #vibezzzz

[kels @kelseysparling3]

Can google assist please stop calling the salon. It makes me want to bang the phone against my head

[kels @kelseysparling3]

Masego Sunday’s 🌞

[♕ countess kush ♕ @countess_kush]

Me 3 days later still wondering what Schwartz meant by “open secret” #pumprules #vpr #scandoval #wwhl

[♕ countess kush ♕ @countess_kush]

All I learned from this Howie Mandel interview is that he’s also clearly cheated on his partners lmfao #scandoval

[♕ countess kush ♕ @countess_kush]

Just wondering why Sonja Morgan isn’t on #RHUGT but Leah is?

[kels @kelseysparling3]

Safeway sandwich makers act like this is the first sandwich they have ever made