Kelsey Blake

Fresher than a peppermint.

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

Made a cup of tea--forgot about it. Made a second cup--forgot about it. Three hours later--found two cups of tea: ecstatic

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

@codyallen94 Restaurant salsa?!

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

@codyallen94 THIS is the take!!!

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

@emrosser210 @kimmmmers @yile_zhu 😂😂😂

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

How do I turn this into a paint by number canvas?? #RHOSLC

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

@SoldierField Does this bag follow the policy? Or would the metal around the side prevent it from being all clear?

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

@SoldierField does this bag follow the nfl clear bag policy, or does the metal around the side count as “hardware”?

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[THE TWILIGHT SAGA 🍎 @Twilight]

it's time to ⚠️BeReal⚠️

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

@emrosser210 It’s not, but I know what I’ll be using next!

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

*oils my hair once because of tiktok

*can’t stop tossing it around, convinced I’ve undergone a luscious transformation

*zoom colleagues are annoyed/weirded out

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

@emrosser210 I -

I am speechless

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

@emrosser210 @codyallen94 It’s the truth!

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

@andrewc013 Planes are fake!

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

Do you have plans tonight or are you using alcohol to garner enough courage to go knock down a wasp nest on your balcony (for me it’s the latter)

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

@emrosser210 How are people not talking more about this?!?!

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

Pros: my work anxiety is subsiding
Cons: I discovered I have personal life anxiety as well

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

@emrosser210

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

Aging is having a searing pain under my left ribs for 30 seconds because I hiccuped weird

[Kelsey Blake @kelseyyblake]

A scene: me, drinking red wine and listening to 30, relating my work anxiety to Adele’s A-list celebrity divorce. Parallels are generated and vibes are imminent. I am delusional but I am soothed.

[Adele Daily @adeledailymedia]

Adele was surprised by her English teacher and burst into tears. #AnAudienceWithAdele https://t.co/cBbh6ewbjX