Kelsey Hoffman

Life is a gift, cherish it.

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

I used to think the upstairs bathroom got dirty so quickly because of my kids. I’ve been sharing a bathroom with my husband for 2 weeks now and turns out I was wrong about my kids.

[Marquette Men’s Basketball @MarquetteMBB]

Your 2023 @BIGEASTMBB Tournament Champions!

#MUBB | #WeAreMarquette

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

These past two days I’ve been extra thankful that I have a husband who works from home and has a pick up truck that he lets me drive to work in winter storms.

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

This thread is quite timely for relationships in my life in general, not specifically my parents.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

If you have an emotionally immature parent (EIP) you can still have a healthy relationship with them.

HERE'S HOW (🧵):

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

My 5 year old just asked me to smell her finger, after a whiff I asked where it had been…in her butt itching it. How’s everyone else’s night going?

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

May or may not have stress delivery ordered baking goods so that I could start my Christmas cookie baking as a coping mechanism after today.

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

@meghandejong @lijdodhenll Just wait til I’m living with you for the next week to enforce it all. Might have to FaceTime @lijdodhenll hahaha

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

@eschrads91 But trying telling them they are emotionally immature….ughh sorry!

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

@meghandejong @irenemcho Flex discs. Subscription sent to my house based on my flow, HSA eligible, biodegradeable, stays in for 12 hours without having to empty or change like typical cups. Was a game changer for me and I would recommend to anyone and everyone!

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

@bostonmarathon Hoping for better weather than last time (2018- the year of Des). May or may not be numb in this photo

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

@lijdodhenll I’m sorry, that’s the absolute worst!

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

@meghandejong Textures piece for sure. Overall motor control and muscle strength within the mouth. The other thing that’s important with that is muscle strength and control is needed for appropriate swallow so he doesn’t aspirate. So probably a very good and safe thing that he takes longer

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

I’m a wife, I’m a mom, I’m an employee and I’m a runner. I get up and run at 4:30 am just like #ElizaFletcher I’m smart about it: no music, aware of my surroundings, streets with lights, reflective gear. I shouldn’t have to be scared to do the one thing I consistently do for me.

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

My 2 year old asked me to rock him to sleep tonight. Of course I had a laundry list of things that still need to be done but this past week has taught me to always say yes to things like this because you just don’t know what tomorrow will bring.

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

This. Having all these thoughts recently as my daughter turns 5 and will get into this world soon.

[Steve Magness @stevemagness]

"Youth sports in the U.S.: driven by egos and money.

Youth sports in Norway: driven by fun."

A wonderful article on our misguided approach to youth sports.

https://t.co/BbWMHaZPes

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

Is 7:30 am too early to quit for the day?

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

An Irish politician puts America on blast for not being a functioning democracy

[Kelsey Hoffman @kelshodge]

My activity app is about to be REALLY disappointed in me next week when I’m done with my marathon