kelsi gortner

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

if i saw how much i’ve spent reloading my starbucks card i think i’d throw up

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

@kaymarie43 he’s glowing.

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

@matt_degroot yeah :/

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

like this if your mom is addicted to facebook marketplace

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

@kaymarie43 i go for a lot more than that…. at least a grand

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

i’m literally worn out halfway thru eating my baguette at panera why is it so tough

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

i need a tesla it’s too much work focusing on the road, i have too many people to text.

[sila puhl @c_lapuhl]

your 20s are for freaking out

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

I’ll be going down a one way the wrong way and still use my turning signal

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

@carlosjtorres_ no

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

how come every time i drink i insist on being on every elevated surface possible

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

truly an amazing film. real ones know.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

17 years ago today, ‘THE CAT IN THE HAT’ released in theaters.

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

happy to announce after many years of trial and error, i have officially learned how to wrap presents that don’t look like shit! #santawho

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

@kaymarie43 well not as cool as me but ;)

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

@kaymarie43 you’re cooler than anyone i know

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

@WestonStoddard @bsquared96 @holy_schnitt get @bsquared96 to @barstoolsports

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

@GuerDaddy thank u

[kelsi gortner @kelsigortner]

finished selling sunset in 2 days i need more seasons asap