Kelsie

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[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

Catching Gillian Jacobs meeting Will Shortz on To Tell the Truth is so cute 😍

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

@RadioMadison I won’t hit your landmarks if you won’t hit mine 🤙 Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! https://t.co/zhmyCY1afa https://t.co/zhmyCY1afa

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

.@bethmowins honey, please read your scripts more carefully. Those were the coaches since Urban Meyer, not Spurrier. If your scripts said that, you have bigger fish to fry because they’re making you sound like a tool. Also Jackson =\= Johnson Jr (you finally fixed that one!) 😬

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

@RadioMadison
Wishing you a great birthday, from all of us moms to you — dementia sucks but you don’t! ❤️

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

You’re so cool, @goni_lessan

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

It's PRIDE month, fam, so help me out. Time to put your effort where your mouth is and join me in voting for Nadine P! This is a cause YOU can support FOR FREE! The money is going to be used for her son's #topsurgery when she wins! #f2m

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[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

Full of jokes this morning, @ayrflorida, eh??

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

@LeesFamousChick I love my store

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

Me: doesn’t go to Lee’s for lunch this week, until today
My girl: “There she is! I wondered where you were. We missed you!!”

[Dr. J. Michael Butler @dr_mbutler]

So @Moms4Liberty has been labeled a "hate group" by @splcenter. This adheres to something I often say in my History lectures:

Sometimes, based on the preponderance of the existing evidence, you just have to state the obvious.

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

@GarcelleB The loudest population here cares little for the Black lives; and it’s awful and Florida needs help. #JusticeForAjike - she was a special woman.

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

@RadioMadison

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

If you have any religious trauma or sensitivities toward discussion of sexual predators, Shiny Happy People is not for you. Otherwise, 10/10, great series.

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

When I become Rich™️, I am going to tip my budtenders $20 every single visit minimum

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

My girl at Dunkin when I change my breakfast order: “This is yours? What is this? This isn’t yours. Is it?”

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

Me, an adult, preparing for a meeting with my attorney’s paralegal, eating a Lunchable.

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

If the DJ plays a live version of “Freebird,” they need to take a shit.

If the DJ plays a live version of “Freebird” followed by “November Rain,” they had to run to the gas station.

Don’t even when they add “Paradise City.”

We just heard this.

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

@MamaSissieSays @netflix When your kid goes to college for a few months? Asking for a friend named me

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

Charles Barkley feels personally offended and professionally violated by the @celtics’ performance this evening

[Kelsie @kelsizzle]

No, just because she’s a good friend to Ariana doesn’t make her actions in the past less racist. She’s still done very little to atone for all of that, so for no reason should she come back on our TV for a whole ass season of anything.

[Donn Gunvalson Parody @DonnGunvalson]

Put Kristen Doute on a RHUGT: Redemption.